Tuesday, April 14, 2009

Question for the ladies: How do you decretretely squash a bug crawling next to your shoe. This is @ a wedding

This takes place at the reception outside on a terrace. You are all dressed up in a nice dress wearing high heels. You are talking to a friend and hate bugs, so it not a question of just leaving him alone. You don%26#039;t want to draw attention nor act like a silly nillie. Do you feel sorry for the bug for wandering into the wrong place at the same time. Do you squash him under your heel or toe? Do you just leave his squashed body on your shoe to wear off as you walk away later

Question for the ladies: How do you decretretely squash a bug crawling next to your shoe. This is @ a wedding
I suggest that you step down, look at people talking and excuse yourself to the potty or something, then find grass somewhere and wipe shoe....Done that before and no one noticed!
Reply:I%26#039;d leave him alone. You%26#039;re outside, in his territory. There are a million others out there where he came from, so it%26#039;s not making a difference killing him so why bother.
Reply:I%26#039;d fake like I lost my balance.
Reply:It dependds on what kind of bug it was, if it was gross or not... no never mind it is at a wedding, id say excuse me for one second and step on it with the toe of my shoe and if you are near grass, wipe it off non shalantly, as to not draw attention to myself, then apologize and continue my conversation...bugs are gross..good luck



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