Ladies. How do you do that hip thing?

Hubby and wifey in bed in the deep throes of passion. A pin drops 5 miles away. Next thing, the man is flying through the air at a high rate of knots before landing on the floor in a highly embarassing position.


He looks up and there are little Johnny and Sarah staring at him like something they%26#039;ve just scraped off their shoes.


He looks at wifey and there she is, sat up in bed. Dressed, not a hair out of place. In fact she looks like she%26#039;s just about to serve the cucumber sandwiches at a vicar%26#039;s tea party.








How do you do that?

Ladies. How do you do that hip thing?
LOL, practice makes perfect ya know + having kids walking in the bedroom when your in full flow is a passion killer %26amp; explanations are not easy to come by therefore mummy being dressed %26amp; looking perfect %26amp; dad crawling around the floor naked %26amp; bewildered just shows WHY we are the superior race LOL
Reply:Some part of multi-tasking we just so happen to have!
Reply:Its a girl thing you wouldn%26#039;t understand .
Reply:i%26#039;ve never heard of a woman being able to do this
Reply:i guess its just because were clever, although maybe next time i would suggest a lock on the bedroom door so at least the kids knock?although im not sure ive ever managed to get dressed like that, maybe your wife should give lessons?


good luck for next time!


xx
Reply:We%26#039;re just a highly talented lot!
Reply:hahaha, practise, got it down to a fine art.
Reply:never done it!!
Reply:what,lock the door next time.
Reply:Lol! It%26#039;s because Super woman really exist. Amazing isn%26#039;t it? ehehehe... (- -,)
Reply:What?





Never happened to me, you must be like a wafer



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