Q. How are husbands like lawn mowers?
A. They%26#039;re hard to get started, they emit noxious odours, and half the time they don%26#039;t work.
Q. How can you tell when a man is well hung?
A. When you can just barely slip your finger in between his neck and the noose.
Q. How do men define a %26quot;50/50%26quot; relationship?
A. We cook-they eat; we clean-they dirty; we iron-they wrinkle.
Q. How do men exercise on the beach?
A. By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini.
Q. How do you get a man to stop biting his nails?
A. Make him wear shoes.
Q. How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
A. Rename the mail folder %26quot;Instruction Manuals.%26quot;
Q. How does a man show he%26#039;s planning for the future?
A. He buys two cases of beer instead of one.
Q. How is Colonel Sanders like the typical male?
A. All he%26#039;s concerned with is legs, breasts and thighs.
Q. What do most men consider a gourmet restaurant?
A. Any place without a drive-up window.
Q. What do you call a handcuffed man?
A. Trustworthy.
Q. What do you call the useless piece of skin on the end of a man%26#039;s penis?
A. His body.
Q. What makes a man think about a candlelight dinner?
A. A power failure.
Q. What should you give a man who has everything?
A. A woman to show him how to work it.
Q. What do men and mascara have in common?
A. They both run at the first sign of emotion.
Q. What do men and pantyhose have in common?
A. They either cling, run, or don%26#039;t fit right in the crotch!
Q. What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man?
A. His wife is good at picking out clothes.
Q. What%26#039;s a man%26#039;s definition of a romantic evening?
A. Sex.
Q. What%26#039;s a man%26#039;s idea of honestly in a relationship?
A. Telling you his real name.
Q. What%26#039;s the best way to force a man to do sit ups?
A. Put the remote control between his toes.
Q. What%26#039;s the difference between Big Foot and intelligent man?
A. Big Foot%26#039;s been spotted a several times.
Q. What%26#039;s the smartest thing a man can say?
A. %26quot;My wife says...%26quot;
Q. Why can%26#039;t men get mad cow disease?
A. Because they%26#039;re all pigs.
Q. Why do men like smart women?
A. Opposites attract.
Heres one for the ladies funny or true?
lmao *
Reply:Lmao Lol
Reply:haha so funny!!
but too harsh for the men. lol
Reply:Funny.
LOL.
Reply:funny, not always true :-)
Reply:old... some are good :)
Reply:hahahaha those are hilarious. I guess you know him then. pmsl
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Tuesday, April 14, 2009
Ladies, how much allowance does your husband give you each week? Mine gives me 50 dollars..?
My husband can be so sweet sometimes. When we got married he opened up a checking account just for me :) I have my own debit card too. Each week he will deposit 50 dollars in my account and says that I can spend it on dresses, decorative items for the house, a friend, sister or my parents or buy him something. He also has a joint account that he will let me use for groceries or baby needs, and sometimes clothing like a jacket or shoes if I really plead with him ;) He has it set up for a maximum of 75 dollars a day and will only give me that card on certain days but you can%26#039;t have everything...lol...well then ofcourse he has his own account with most of the money, i%26#039;m not sure how much he makes but it seems to be a lot because we live in a big house and he drives a nice car. Sometimes get curious and wish he would tell me so I could see what kind of percentage I%26#039;m getting but I know that would be selfish. Anyways, I%26#039;m just curious to see what other women receive. I%26#039;m so thankful
Ladies, how much allowance does your husband give you each week? Mine gives me 50 dollars..?
His money!!Once in a while he%26#039;ll give me whatever he feels like!
Reply:This is way too much controlling of the money on his part. Are you a child? You have every right to know where his money goes too. I%26#039;d try to look at the bank statements. Why the tight grip????
Reply:Your lucky????? Honey this is the year 2006. If my husband was like that, I%26#039;d be divorced!
It%26#039;s never just his money. and you have no idea how much he makes. Are you crazy! I have access to all the accounts we have, and can spend it whenever and however I want. Something sounds strange...... he doesn%26#039;t tell u how much he makes, you only get $50, he has limits on the accounts, and he has majority of the money in his account???? Doesn%26#039;t sound good to me.
Reply:No allowance here.
Reply:what the hell i make most of our household income and i wish i got 50 a week ...........but if you have a job and you are contributing then you should be able to spend more than 50 bux
Reply:I hope you are joking - what is - %26quot;he let%26#039;s me%26quot;? You should let yourself.
Reply:Well I get my husband%26#039;s check every pay day %26amp; I put it with mine %26amp; pay our bills %26amp; we provide for each other %26amp; our kids with what is left.There is no his money or my money cause it is our money.We are a team.
Reply:I need more information, like do you work outside the home? How do you get around? Does he pay all the bills? Does he help with the baby? does he help with the housework? Does he cook or clean anything? Does he at least clean after himself? I can%26#039;t make a decision without knowing how much his contribution is.
Reply:you are definitely being mistreated, financially in your own family.
The majority of people in this country, in any country for that matter, have a joint account, where all the money goes in and all the money comes out.
This way both husband and wife know where the money is going. Both will have equal access to the money and both are responsible as to how it is spent.
Do you know what your husband is doing with %26quot;His money%26quot;? Is he gambling it away, is he using it on drugs? Is he spending it on other women.
You are completely in the dark.
Reply:i am laughing so hard right now..
Reply:The cost of living is high.You should be happy that you have some spending money because I don%26#039;t.My wife and I both work and every penny goes into our home.life is expensive!
Reply:I don%26#039;t get an %26quot;allowance%26quot; because I%26#039;m not 13 anymore..sorry but marriage is a team effort and what%26#039;s mine is yours etc..
Ignorance is bliss but not when it comes to finances..what if you divorced and found out that you were 100,000 in debt. Thats right, you are now responsible. It%26#039;s time to act like an adult and figure out what%26#039;s going on in your household..
Reply:What do you need an allowance for, you don%26#039;t get to leave the house. You don%26#039;t drive?
Thanks for the 2pts
Reply:wow, you mean you live like that?
you don%26#039;t know how much your husband makes even?
Reply:i get 100.00
Reply:I have a income and so does my husband. He has a checking account and I have a savings and checking account. We did have accounts together but for us that did not work out. I know what his checks are and his mine. He knows how much I have in both my accounts in case we have an emergency, it%26#039;s there. We live happily this way. I aways say each to their own. Glad you get an allowance.
Reply:Girl, i think that there is no allowances in marriage as well as hidden salaries. What%26#039;s the point of asking for money if circumstances allow-go get a job. There is nothing more humiliating than asking for some 50$ for outfits and house decoration!!!!It%26#039;s impossible to get all this, first of all, and second, if he wants to have beautiful and happy wife he should not give allowances but rather trust the person he loves. I think he should give everything and more to the woman that loves and accepts him for who he is.Sorry, I am not married, but I know that those tricks are not gonna fly with me.Good Luck!
Reply:How ancient. You seem like a very dependent woman. I can%26#039;t believe he%26#039;s giving you allowance like a lil kid. lol
Reply:You are an incredibly sweet woman...
A true feminine delight for any husband..
No wonder your husband married you...
Reply:It sounds like you don%26#039;t work. Gag. My husband and I both work full time. He pays all the bills, I pay for groceries. Get a job.
Reply:Well, I don%26#039;t have an allowance since I%26#039;m not a child. I can buy whatever I want whenever I want but I guess everyone has there own ideas of how there marriage should work but I would say that the fact that you don%26#039;t even know how much your husband makes and the fact you don%26#039;t have a joint account is strange to me.
Reply:You are very lucky girl and husband must be a heck of a nice guy.
You are being treated with loving care, if a man treated me that way I would be with him forever. You have no idea how fortunate you are, because some girls get O, and they are the ones working. Keep that man give him all th love he wants , you fell into a bed of roses. you are very, very, lucky girl.
Reply:*blink blink
well if you are happy with the way that your life is what does it matter what he makes? it seems that you have it pretty good to me. you don%26#039;t really want for anything and you do have spending money just for you.
my husband and i pool our money and since we both work, we both have equal access to it. i don%26#039;t get an allowance per say. we just made a budget and stick to it.
Reply:You sound like a lunatic.
If you are married to him, you should be completely aware of his professional status.
Does he even exist??
Reply:I would assume that you are joking with this question but will answer it just for the hell of it.
I would never allow my husband or any male to give me an allowance. I know exactly what our finances are and have access to our accounts with just the same rights as my husband. If he wanted things to be any different than that then there would be a problem. Your husband seems to be treating you like a small child and if that is okay with you then there is no problem. But I certainly wouldnt be telling other people how thankful you are as it doesnt seem you have a great deal to be thankful about.
Oh and if it is a joke it is a good one!
And after reading your other questions I can only assume that you either have a very strange life or a big problem with reality!
Reply:My husband gives me 60 a week, but when it is all gone he will buy me anything that I want. No matter what it is.
Reply:I get the whole paycheck, he gets the allowance. If he is allowed to spend it he will spend it all then we can%26#039;t pay bills. I spend wisely though. Get what we need and save the rest. Right now he is in the military, at this point he is going career but that doesn%26#039;t mean something won%26#039;t happen, so I save what I can.
For your situation which I have to say sounds fake as all get out, you are insane. If however, you are legit then then you%26#039;re just well stupid for allowing him to treat you that way. That%26#039;s all I will say on your %26quot;situation%26quot; though because I%26#039;m not buying it
Reply:Wow i couldnt live with an allowance not after all that i do for him. I take care of my husband. My husband makes a little over $7,200.00 a month and he doesnt even see his paychecks cause i deposit them at our bank. He has never denied me anything. If there is something i really want but cant get it right away, he will get if for me later. I am the mother of his kids and i take care of our kids, i cook and clean for this man so when he comes home from work his supper is waiting for him and his clothes are clean so i think i deserve to be spoiled. i guess thats his way of showing he appreciates all i do for him.
Reply:Youre also very easy to please, I%26#039;m not the greety type who insist I keep all the money but you dont even know how much your husband makes therefore he could be bringing in about 5000 dollars a week and youre only getting 50 of it. It doesn%26#039;t sound like a bad deal but in a marrage everything should be disscussed even finances, and how much each of you bring in the household!
Reply:I just read all of your questions if all of that is true please go to the police and tell them about your life. Scary! And for your question I make my money and he makes his. We both pay the house bills together and what is left we spend on what we want. But really if that stuff is true go to the cops immediatley.
Reply:you are basically living like a wife that existed in the 1950%26#039;s... if something happened to him you would have no idea on how to manage money or take care of your self... each year you file a tax return and I know you have to sign it... well before you do... look on this first page and you will see his W2 earnings... first he needs to let you in on whats going on with the finances... sounds like you have enough money to get by on ... your lucky on that point... I could say more on this but it woud be very negative...
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Ladies, how much allowance does your husband give you each week? Mine gives me 50 dollars..?
His money!!Once in a while he%26#039;ll give me whatever he feels like!
Reply:This is way too much controlling of the money on his part. Are you a child? You have every right to know where his money goes too. I%26#039;d try to look at the bank statements. Why the tight grip????
Reply:Your lucky????? Honey this is the year 2006. If my husband was like that, I%26#039;d be divorced!
It%26#039;s never just his money. and you have no idea how much he makes. Are you crazy! I have access to all the accounts we have, and can spend it whenever and however I want. Something sounds strange...... he doesn%26#039;t tell u how much he makes, you only get $50, he has limits on the accounts, and he has majority of the money in his account???? Doesn%26#039;t sound good to me.
Reply:No allowance here.
Reply:what the hell i make most of our household income and i wish i got 50 a week ...........but if you have a job and you are contributing then you should be able to spend more than 50 bux
Reply:I hope you are joking - what is - %26quot;he let%26#039;s me%26quot;? You should let yourself.
Reply:Well I get my husband%26#039;s check every pay day %26amp; I put it with mine %26amp; pay our bills %26amp; we provide for each other %26amp; our kids with what is left.There is no his money or my money cause it is our money.We are a team.
Reply:I need more information, like do you work outside the home? How do you get around? Does he pay all the bills? Does he help with the baby? does he help with the housework? Does he cook or clean anything? Does he at least clean after himself? I can%26#039;t make a decision without knowing how much his contribution is.
Reply:you are definitely being mistreated, financially in your own family.
The majority of people in this country, in any country for that matter, have a joint account, where all the money goes in and all the money comes out.
This way both husband and wife know where the money is going. Both will have equal access to the money and both are responsible as to how it is spent.
Do you know what your husband is doing with %26quot;His money%26quot;? Is he gambling it away, is he using it on drugs? Is he spending it on other women.
You are completely in the dark.
Reply:i am laughing so hard right now..
Reply:The cost of living is high.You should be happy that you have some spending money because I don%26#039;t.My wife and I both work and every penny goes into our home.life is expensive!
Reply:I don%26#039;t get an %26quot;allowance%26quot; because I%26#039;m not 13 anymore..sorry but marriage is a team effort and what%26#039;s mine is yours etc..
Ignorance is bliss but not when it comes to finances..what if you divorced and found out that you were 100,000 in debt. Thats right, you are now responsible. It%26#039;s time to act like an adult and figure out what%26#039;s going on in your household..
Reply:What do you need an allowance for, you don%26#039;t get to leave the house. You don%26#039;t drive?
Thanks for the 2pts
Reply:wow, you mean you live like that?
you don%26#039;t know how much your husband makes even?
Reply:i get 100.00
Reply:I have a income and so does my husband. He has a checking account and I have a savings and checking account. We did have accounts together but for us that did not work out. I know what his checks are and his mine. He knows how much I have in both my accounts in case we have an emergency, it%26#039;s there. We live happily this way. I aways say each to their own. Glad you get an allowance.
Reply:Girl, i think that there is no allowances in marriage as well as hidden salaries. What%26#039;s the point of asking for money if circumstances allow-go get a job. There is nothing more humiliating than asking for some 50$ for outfits and house decoration!!!!It%26#039;s impossible to get all this, first of all, and second, if he wants to have beautiful and happy wife he should not give allowances but rather trust the person he loves. I think he should give everything and more to the woman that loves and accepts him for who he is.Sorry, I am not married, but I know that those tricks are not gonna fly with me.Good Luck!
Reply:How ancient. You seem like a very dependent woman. I can%26#039;t believe he%26#039;s giving you allowance like a lil kid. lol
Reply:You are an incredibly sweet woman...
A true feminine delight for any husband..
No wonder your husband married you...
Reply:It sounds like you don%26#039;t work. Gag. My husband and I both work full time. He pays all the bills, I pay for groceries. Get a job.
Reply:Well, I don%26#039;t have an allowance since I%26#039;m not a child. I can buy whatever I want whenever I want but I guess everyone has there own ideas of how there marriage should work but I would say that the fact that you don%26#039;t even know how much your husband makes and the fact you don%26#039;t have a joint account is strange to me.
Reply:You are very lucky girl and husband must be a heck of a nice guy.
You are being treated with loving care, if a man treated me that way I would be with him forever. You have no idea how fortunate you are, because some girls get O, and they are the ones working. Keep that man give him all th love he wants , you fell into a bed of roses. you are very, very, lucky girl.
Reply:*blink blink
well if you are happy with the way that your life is what does it matter what he makes? it seems that you have it pretty good to me. you don%26#039;t really want for anything and you do have spending money just for you.
my husband and i pool our money and since we both work, we both have equal access to it. i don%26#039;t get an allowance per say. we just made a budget and stick to it.
Reply:You sound like a lunatic.
If you are married to him, you should be completely aware of his professional status.
Does he even exist??
Reply:I would assume that you are joking with this question but will answer it just for the hell of it.
I would never allow my husband or any male to give me an allowance. I know exactly what our finances are and have access to our accounts with just the same rights as my husband. If he wanted things to be any different than that then there would be a problem. Your husband seems to be treating you like a small child and if that is okay with you then there is no problem. But I certainly wouldnt be telling other people how thankful you are as it doesnt seem you have a great deal to be thankful about.
Oh and if it is a joke it is a good one!
And after reading your other questions I can only assume that you either have a very strange life or a big problem with reality!
Reply:My husband gives me 60 a week, but when it is all gone he will buy me anything that I want. No matter what it is.
Reply:I get the whole paycheck, he gets the allowance. If he is allowed to spend it he will spend it all then we can%26#039;t pay bills. I spend wisely though. Get what we need and save the rest. Right now he is in the military, at this point he is going career but that doesn%26#039;t mean something won%26#039;t happen, so I save what I can.
For your situation which I have to say sounds fake as all get out, you are insane. If however, you are legit then then you%26#039;re just well stupid for allowing him to treat you that way. That%26#039;s all I will say on your %26quot;situation%26quot; though because I%26#039;m not buying it
Reply:Wow i couldnt live with an allowance not after all that i do for him. I take care of my husband. My husband makes a little over $7,200.00 a month and he doesnt even see his paychecks cause i deposit them at our bank. He has never denied me anything. If there is something i really want but cant get it right away, he will get if for me later. I am the mother of his kids and i take care of our kids, i cook and clean for this man so when he comes home from work his supper is waiting for him and his clothes are clean so i think i deserve to be spoiled. i guess thats his way of showing he appreciates all i do for him.
Reply:Youre also very easy to please, I%26#039;m not the greety type who insist I keep all the money but you dont even know how much your husband makes therefore he could be bringing in about 5000 dollars a week and youre only getting 50 of it. It doesn%26#039;t sound like a bad deal but in a marrage everything should be disscussed even finances, and how much each of you bring in the household!
Reply:I just read all of your questions if all of that is true please go to the police and tell them about your life. Scary! And for your question I make my money and he makes his. We both pay the house bills together and what is left we spend on what we want. But really if that stuff is true go to the cops immediatley.
Reply:you are basically living like a wife that existed in the 1950%26#039;s... if something happened to him you would have no idea on how to manage money or take care of your self... each year you file a tax return and I know you have to sign it... well before you do... look on this first page and you will see his W2 earnings... first he needs to let you in on whats going on with the finances... sounds like you have enough money to get by on ... your lucky on that point... I could say more on this but it woud be very negative...
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Ladies opinion on date outfit black short shorts with baby doll top?
What do yall think.Im not talkin booty shorts though not to short but not too long ,and a light green baby doll top with silver sparkles and butterflies which is a lil see threw not at the chest though just the stomach area and silver and gold strappy shoes.But would this outfit be of a night time or day time i don%26#039;t want to be to dressed up becouse i have the tenadcy to do that heaps.
Ladies opinion on date outfit black short shorts with baby doll top?
I think it sounds good, especially for a nighttime date. And my sister once told me %26quot;Who cares if you%26#039;re overdressed if you look hot?%26quot; It%26#039;s not like you%26#039;re wearing a ball gown :)
Reply:Sounds totally cute!
Reply:Ooo sounds cute :)
I would wear it.
Reply:Sounds really really cute ..have fun !
Reply:it%26#039;s fab:]
[that means fabulous]
Reply:totally cute!
♥ ♥ ♥
Reply:Sounds totally cute! ♥ it!
Reply:The silver sparkles, butterflies, and see through material is a LITTLE too over-the-top. And a bit tacky, to be quite honest. Stick with a solid colored top. There are plenty of %26quot;plain%26quot; tops that are adorable and not so %26quot;LOOK AT ME!!!!%26quot; attention whore. The black shorts are good, as long as they aren%26#039;t too short. Silver and gold strappy shoes...I dunno about those either. I%26#039;d have to see them. But they sound tacky, too. I%26#039;d stick with a solid colored heel, as well. Sounds like a night time outfit. Remember, flashy doesn%26#039;t always equal good-looking. Keep it classy.
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Ladies opinion on date outfit black short shorts with baby doll top?
I think it sounds good, especially for a nighttime date. And my sister once told me %26quot;Who cares if you%26#039;re overdressed if you look hot?%26quot; It%26#039;s not like you%26#039;re wearing a ball gown :)
Reply:Sounds totally cute!
Reply:Ooo sounds cute :)
I would wear it.
Reply:Sounds really really cute ..have fun !
Reply:it%26#039;s fab:]
[that means fabulous]
Reply:totally cute!
♥ ♥ ♥
Reply:Sounds totally cute! ♥ it!
Reply:The silver sparkles, butterflies, and see through material is a LITTLE too over-the-top. And a bit tacky, to be quite honest. Stick with a solid colored top. There are plenty of %26quot;plain%26quot; tops that are adorable and not so %26quot;LOOK AT ME!!!!%26quot; attention whore. The black shorts are good, as long as they aren%26#039;t too short. Silver and gold strappy shoes...I dunno about those either. I%26#039;d have to see them. But they sound tacky, too. I%26#039;d stick with a solid colored heel, as well. Sounds like a night time outfit. Remember, flashy doesn%26#039;t always equal good-looking. Keep it classy.
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Ladies: Need you help and advice?
Bassicly last week saw this girl, she was real pretty. Dressed really nice. I didnt know what to say to her, i said to her nice shoes. She kidna gave me look and about to say thanks. i got nervous and walked off. Then later on i am on the bus and she sat next to me. I was so nervous i ddint speak to her. I am not talking about the school bus by the way. Anywho i real nervous didnt chat to her. Wish i did. I may see her tomorrow on the bus. What should i say to her? Want to get to know her. Or somthing like we meet again?
Advice and tips please
thanks, and any personal experince.
Ladies: Need you help and advice?
try to talk to her beyond her shoes.....show interest in her as a person
ask her where she lives, her likes,dislikes etc.
show more interest in her. ladies find UNDERSTANDING men attractive.
a good conversationalist shows more interest in the person in front than jabbering about himself.
ladies can%26#039;t resist a guy who lends his ears when they wanna speak their hearts out.
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Advice and tips please
thanks, and any personal experince.
Ladies: Need you help and advice?
try to talk to her beyond her shoes.....show interest in her as a person
ask her where she lives, her likes,dislikes etc.
show more interest in her. ladies find UNDERSTANDING men attractive.
a good conversationalist shows more interest in the person in front than jabbering about himself.
ladies can%26#039;t resist a guy who lends his ears when they wanna speak their hearts out.
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Ladies and gentlemen...pick an outfit for me!?
i need ideas for outfits to go to a club. pictures would be very helpful. NO SKIRTS please (dresses are okay, but they should be at least knee length)! and don%26#039;t forget the shoes (i%26#039;ll be dancing, so something that isn%26#039;t going to kill my feet would be nice)!
i%26#039;m very petite, i wear a size one pant (jeans/shorts) and i%26#039;m very small up top too (unfortunately). i have dark skin (tan), and brown shoulder length hair with caramel highlights. i%26#039;m not to tall, just average at 5%26#039;4%26quot;. my favortie color is pink, but any color will do, as long as you think it is %26quot;club suitable%26quot; any ideas are greatly appreciated! thanks!
Ladies and gentlemen...pick an outfit for me!?
try this outfit and see if you like it...
http://www.gojane.com/20110.html
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http://s7ondemand1.scene7.com/is/image/e...
Reply:i think this will look really good with your skin tone---
top- http://www.forever21.com/product.asp?cat...
bottom- http://www3.jcpenney.com/jcp/Products.as...
shoes- in white- http://www3.jcpenney.com/jcp/Products.as...
accessories- http://www.forever21.com/product.asp?cat...
http://www.forever21.com/product.asp?cat...
hope this helps!! good luck!!
Reply:I think this:
http://wetseal.com/productdetail.asp?mi=...
With this under it:
http://wetseal.com/productdetail.asp?mi=...
And these:
http://wetseal.com/productdetail.asp?mi=...
And for shoes:
http://wetseal.com/productdetail.asp?mi=...
And earrings:
http://wetseal.com/productdetail.asp?mi=...
I think thats really cute. And it only cost $70.00
Hope you like it! :-)
Reply:wear something yellow
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i%26#039;m very petite, i wear a size one pant (jeans/shorts) and i%26#039;m very small up top too (unfortunately). i have dark skin (tan), and brown shoulder length hair with caramel highlights. i%26#039;m not to tall, just average at 5%26#039;4%26quot;. my favortie color is pink, but any color will do, as long as you think it is %26quot;club suitable%26quot; any ideas are greatly appreciated! thanks!
Ladies and gentlemen...pick an outfit for me!?
try this outfit and see if you like it...
http://www.gojane.com/20110.html
http://s7ondemand1.scene7.com/is/image/e...
http://s7ondemand1.scene7.com/is/image/e...
Reply:i think this will look really good with your skin tone---
top- http://www.forever21.com/product.asp?cat...
bottom- http://www3.jcpenney.com/jcp/Products.as...
shoes- in white- http://www3.jcpenney.com/jcp/Products.as...
accessories- http://www.forever21.com/product.asp?cat...
http://www.forever21.com/product.asp?cat...
hope this helps!! good luck!!
Reply:I think this:
http://wetseal.com/productdetail.asp?mi=...
With this under it:
http://wetseal.com/productdetail.asp?mi=...
And these:
http://wetseal.com/productdetail.asp?mi=...
And for shoes:
http://wetseal.com/productdetail.asp?mi=...
And earrings:
http://wetseal.com/productdetail.asp?mi=...
I think thats really cute. And it only cost $70.00
Hope you like it! :-)
Reply:wear something yellow
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Ok Ladies I need help!!?
My mum has hinted to me that she would like some of those Fold Up Shoes for Mothers Day. I bought my wife some for Christmas the Black Mischa ones and my mum thought they were a fantastic idea as she goes away on holidays alot. But I%26#039;n not sure which ones???? She does%26#039;nt want to look like mutton dressed as lamb but whe is very %26#039;with it%26#039; for her age. I was thinking maybe the Eva. What do you think??? There are a few other things on that site to that I might get her like the Shoe Clips, She loves going out maybe the %26#039;Crystal%26#039; ones? or shall I stick with the Handbag Hanger, now thats a good idea!
I%26#039;d really appreciate your help as my wife says I should choose!
http://prettypinktoes.co.uk/afterpartysh...
http://prettypinktoes.co.uk/clips.aspx
Ok Ladies I need help!!?
Wow I like the idea, I thinnk I might get my mum some too! shes always coming to stay with us and brings these horredous slippers!!! Lovely idea
I think maybe the Eva or the Chloe, or maybe the Scarlet are nice, good for summer too!
As for the Shoe clips I love the grace ones or maybe the Amelia ones
and you may as well get her the handbag hanger too, they are a lovely present, I want one!!
She%26#039;ll be one happy mum
Reply:links did%26#039;nt work for me to
Reply:The Ada %26amp; Mischa shoes are cute (but nice %26amp; simple) on there - if she prefers something a bit more girly (e.g. if she likes shoes with big chunks of ribbon on the front) some of the other designs might be best. Good choice btw!
Reply:The Eva silver ones are lovely!! had never heard of these before, have just bought some of the Nicole ones hehe!!! they are lush!!! x
Reply:i think the eva would b nice but only in cream i think the slingbacks are nice too but silver might not be best for your mum! the clips are nice too but depends on how old she is! they r good for maybe 50+ year olds! i know my mom wouldnt like them lol
Reply:neither link worked for me.
Reply:yes i think the eva ones are good.
they are much nicer than the shoe clips.
If you are worried about mutton dressed as lamb, dont get her the silver ones - these are too much. Go for purple or cream (purple is probably safest).
They are a lovely present :)
xxxxx
nanny agency
I%26#039;d really appreciate your help as my wife says I should choose!
http://prettypinktoes.co.uk/afterpartysh...
http://prettypinktoes.co.uk/clips.aspx
Ok Ladies I need help!!?
Wow I like the idea, I thinnk I might get my mum some too! shes always coming to stay with us and brings these horredous slippers!!! Lovely idea
I think maybe the Eva or the Chloe, or maybe the Scarlet are nice, good for summer too!
As for the Shoe clips I love the grace ones or maybe the Amelia ones
and you may as well get her the handbag hanger too, they are a lovely present, I want one!!
She%26#039;ll be one happy mum
Reply:links did%26#039;nt work for me to
Reply:The Ada %26amp; Mischa shoes are cute (but nice %26amp; simple) on there - if she prefers something a bit more girly (e.g. if she likes shoes with big chunks of ribbon on the front) some of the other designs might be best. Good choice btw!
Reply:The Eva silver ones are lovely!! had never heard of these before, have just bought some of the Nicole ones hehe!!! they are lush!!! x
Reply:i think the eva would b nice but only in cream i think the slingbacks are nice too but silver might not be best for your mum! the clips are nice too but depends on how old she is! they r good for maybe 50+ year olds! i know my mom wouldnt like them lol
Reply:neither link worked for me.
Reply:yes i think the eva ones are good.
they are much nicer than the shoe clips.
If you are worried about mutton dressed as lamb, dont get her the silver ones - these are too much. Go for purple or cream (purple is probably safest).
They are a lovely present :)
xxxxx
nanny agency
Ladies: How would you feel if you ever...?
Imagine to wake up one day, very different from you%26#039;re now. During the night you%26#039;ve somehow become hotter, more buxom and shapely, physically speaking the most beautiful woman ever. Sexy but not lewd, shapely and curvy, a lovely face with brilliant eyes to make everyone melt with one look. You%26#039;re wardrobe is filled with high fashion dresses, feminine and sexy, so revealing that more would be lewd, lots of high heeled designer shoes, dazzling jewelry and other glam stuff. On your face, a hint of makeup to make you even lovelier. On your lips, a sexy, malicious smile of seduction and happiness.
But it%26#039;s a fixed smile. You cannot change expression at all, only smile alluringly. Your eyes shine, but you cannot cry. You cannot speak, or scream, just chuckle and giggle as you were a flirty, spoiled brat. You cannot wash away your makeup, and you cannot wear anything but those sexy dresses, with full jewelry and heels.
How would you feel? What would you do next?
Ladies: How would you feel if you ever...?
wow... this is probably the best question I have ever seen on this site. Ever! Props to you.
To answer the question is tough. I think at first I would be happy with my new look, and I would feel so good about myself. But then that feeling would fade. Never talking to your friends, never cry at your favorite movie, or sing to your favorite song... that%26#039;s a terrible fate. at first it would seem like a blessing, but it would quickly turn into being trapped in that cage. I wouldn%26#039;t be able to deal with that in the end...
Reply:I would kill myself!!!!!!!!
Reply:I agree with everyone else I would be crying inside and then kill my self
Reply:..i%26#039;ll hit myself. or prolly just kill myself
Reply:That would be very sad and depressing. I would take all the expensive clothing and accesories and burn them hoping that would rid me of the beauty and glammor most girls dream of. I also think only money hungary women with low-self esteem would even consider that a wonderful life.
Reply:id kill myself
Reply:Kill myself... because if that happened to all women, we%26#039;d all be like robots and are true personality wouldn%26#039;t be able to show. It would be absolutely horrible. Not to mention the pain of walking on those heals... ouch.
Reply:Well. Wow, I mean you%26#039;d probably be happy at first be like SWEAT IM THIS SUPER SEXY CHICK...than after about..an Hour I%26#039;d get sick of it.
But
I%26#039;d kick everyone in the shin and laugh about it.
Than i%26#039;d probably sky dive without a parachute because my husband would divorce me if i acted like that.
Reply:ok...while I wouldn%26#039;t prefer this to happen to me, I don%26#039;t think I could say that I would kill myself. I would definately try to continue to live my life and adjust appropriately. I would rather stay the way I am now though.
Reply:I wouldn%26#039;t kill myself -- there%26#039;s too much I want to do, regardless of my physical appearance or how others perceive me. I%26#039;d still be me.
It would be awful, but I guess I%26#039;d just struggle on. Learn sign language.
Reply:Interesting. I honestly don%26#039;t know what I would do. Probably kill myself.
Reply:I kind of like this question. I would definitely be done with my life. There would be no point. I wouldnt kill myself but it would be really stupid to be alive.
Reply:I would honestly kill myself.
this is an awesome question though =]]
good thinking.
Reply:I would probably kill myself. :P
I wouldn%26#039;t want to live a life like that. It is so superficial, and I would only be seen as an object and a ditz.
Quite the absurd scenario, by the way.
Reply:If that really happened to me, I think:
I would love it for a while, having all those things and being so beautiful. But then i think that I would start to miss the real me. I would want to change some of the things back to the way they were. I would want to keep some things, but change others. I mean, not crying? not speaking?? It would take away every joy that the world has. I would start to realize how awful it really is to be that person.
Thats a hard desicion if i would want to stay the same or change back. What i would do next?? I would just live life how i always have. =]
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But it%26#039;s a fixed smile. You cannot change expression at all, only smile alluringly. Your eyes shine, but you cannot cry. You cannot speak, or scream, just chuckle and giggle as you were a flirty, spoiled brat. You cannot wash away your makeup, and you cannot wear anything but those sexy dresses, with full jewelry and heels.
How would you feel? What would you do next?
Ladies: How would you feel if you ever...?
wow... this is probably the best question I have ever seen on this site. Ever! Props to you.
To answer the question is tough. I think at first I would be happy with my new look, and I would feel so good about myself. But then that feeling would fade. Never talking to your friends, never cry at your favorite movie, or sing to your favorite song... that%26#039;s a terrible fate. at first it would seem like a blessing, but it would quickly turn into being trapped in that cage. I wouldn%26#039;t be able to deal with that in the end...
Reply:I would kill myself!!!!!!!!
Reply:I agree with everyone else I would be crying inside and then kill my self
Reply:..i%26#039;ll hit myself. or prolly just kill myself
Reply:That would be very sad and depressing. I would take all the expensive clothing and accesories and burn them hoping that would rid me of the beauty and glammor most girls dream of. I also think only money hungary women with low-self esteem would even consider that a wonderful life.
Reply:id kill myself
Reply:Kill myself... because if that happened to all women, we%26#039;d all be like robots and are true personality wouldn%26#039;t be able to show. It would be absolutely horrible. Not to mention the pain of walking on those heals... ouch.
Reply:Well. Wow, I mean you%26#039;d probably be happy at first be like SWEAT IM THIS SUPER SEXY CHICK...than after about..an Hour I%26#039;d get sick of it.
But
I%26#039;d kick everyone in the shin and laugh about it.
Than i%26#039;d probably sky dive without a parachute because my husband would divorce me if i acted like that.
Reply:ok...while I wouldn%26#039;t prefer this to happen to me, I don%26#039;t think I could say that I would kill myself. I would definately try to continue to live my life and adjust appropriately. I would rather stay the way I am now though.
Reply:I wouldn%26#039;t kill myself -- there%26#039;s too much I want to do, regardless of my physical appearance or how others perceive me. I%26#039;d still be me.
It would be awful, but I guess I%26#039;d just struggle on. Learn sign language.
Reply:Interesting. I honestly don%26#039;t know what I would do. Probably kill myself.
Reply:I kind of like this question. I would definitely be done with my life. There would be no point. I wouldnt kill myself but it would be really stupid to be alive.
Reply:I would honestly kill myself.
this is an awesome question though =]]
good thinking.
Reply:I would probably kill myself. :P
I wouldn%26#039;t want to live a life like that. It is so superficial, and I would only be seen as an object and a ditz.
Quite the absurd scenario, by the way.
Reply:If that really happened to me, I think:
I would love it for a while, having all those things and being so beautiful. But then i think that I would start to miss the real me. I would want to change some of the things back to the way they were. I would want to keep some things, but change others. I mean, not crying? not speaking?? It would take away every joy that the world has. I would start to realize how awful it really is to be that person.
Thats a hard desicion if i would want to stay the same or change back. What i would do next?? I would just live life how i always have. =]
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LADIES: heels & dance clubs ~ dancing QUESTION.?
Okay. I really love dance DJs..... and I%26#039;m going to a big show tonight. I REALLY love dancing and I usually stick with frumpyish things like ballerina flats because I like to MOVE.
However, tonight, I%26#039;m considering wearing a dress. And I have zipper boots I want to wear. Heels are approx 3%26quot;. I am TALL by the way, I don%26#039;t like wearing anything higher than that. Boots feel relatively comfortable, but I%26#039;m sure that%26#039;s going to change once I%26#039;m out in them for a few hours. :P
ANYHOW, my question is.... if I wear the boots, what kinds of dance moves should I stick with?? Anything in particular?? I need HELP. I never wear heels. I am thinking of scrapping them altogether, but I don%26#039;t know what else to wear with the dress............I think the ballet flats will make me look frumpy and dumpy with that dress........ especially with hoisery. (Going without hosiery is out of the question as I work in auto body and I get bruises on my legs).
Any shoe ideas? Dancing ideas? HELP!
LADIES: heels %26amp; dance clubs ~ dancing QUESTION.?
well, i was really astonished to read u have been wearing ballerinas when u went to dance? how ugly is that. i am always wear high heels for dancing. always. and i also like to move. so i move exactly the same as if i were without heels. i suggest u wear your boots (thou i really don%26#039;t know how u re imagining hoisery dress and boots. i would wear high heel shoes) and try moving at home. and girl, women without high heels in night clubs look not sexy and plumpy. so start sticking to heels always from now. thou in every day life i never wear high heels, i can%26#039;t imagine people can walk in them
Reply:I think the boots will be perfect. To keep them more comfortable try buying a pair of insoles on your way home before you get ready to go dancing. And take a few minutes to dance with your boots on tonight to get the hang of it. You should still be able to do the same moves, you%26#039;ll just need a little time to get into the %26quot;groove%26quot; of heels.
Oh and don%26#039;t forget to pack band aids in your bag in case you get blisters on your toes.
Good Luck and Have fun!
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However, tonight, I%26#039;m considering wearing a dress. And I have zipper boots I want to wear. Heels are approx 3%26quot;. I am TALL by the way, I don%26#039;t like wearing anything higher than that. Boots feel relatively comfortable, but I%26#039;m sure that%26#039;s going to change once I%26#039;m out in them for a few hours. :P
ANYHOW, my question is.... if I wear the boots, what kinds of dance moves should I stick with?? Anything in particular?? I need HELP. I never wear heels. I am thinking of scrapping them altogether, but I don%26#039;t know what else to wear with the dress............I think the ballet flats will make me look frumpy and dumpy with that dress........ especially with hoisery. (Going without hosiery is out of the question as I work in auto body and I get bruises on my legs).
Any shoe ideas? Dancing ideas? HELP!
LADIES: heels %26amp; dance clubs ~ dancing QUESTION.?
well, i was really astonished to read u have been wearing ballerinas when u went to dance? how ugly is that. i am always wear high heels for dancing. always. and i also like to move. so i move exactly the same as if i were without heels. i suggest u wear your boots (thou i really don%26#039;t know how u re imagining hoisery dress and boots. i would wear high heel shoes) and try moving at home. and girl, women without high heels in night clubs look not sexy and plumpy. so start sticking to heels always from now. thou in every day life i never wear high heels, i can%26#039;t imagine people can walk in them
Reply:I think the boots will be perfect. To keep them more comfortable try buying a pair of insoles on your way home before you get ready to go dancing. And take a few minutes to dance with your boots on tonight to get the hang of it. You should still be able to do the same moves, you%26#039;ll just need a little time to get into the %26quot;groove%26quot; of heels.
Oh and don%26#039;t forget to pack band aids in your bag in case you get blisters on your toes.
Good Luck and Have fun!
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Ladies. How do you do that hip thing?
Hubby and wifey in bed in the deep throes of passion. A pin drops 5 miles away. Next thing, the man is flying through the air at a high rate of knots before landing on the floor in a highly embarassing position.
He looks up and there are little Johnny and Sarah staring at him like something they%26#039;ve just scraped off their shoes.
He looks at wifey and there she is, sat up in bed. Dressed, not a hair out of place. In fact she looks like she%26#039;s just about to serve the cucumber sandwiches at a vicar%26#039;s tea party.
How do you do that?
Ladies. How do you do that hip thing?
LOL, practice makes perfect ya know + having kids walking in the bedroom when your in full flow is a passion killer %26amp; explanations are not easy to come by therefore mummy being dressed %26amp; looking perfect %26amp; dad crawling around the floor naked %26amp; bewildered just shows WHY we are the superior race LOL
Reply:Some part of multi-tasking we just so happen to have!
Reply:Its a girl thing you wouldn%26#039;t understand .
Reply:i%26#039;ve never heard of a woman being able to do this
Reply:i guess its just because were clever, although maybe next time i would suggest a lock on the bedroom door so at least the kids knock?although im not sure ive ever managed to get dressed like that, maybe your wife should give lessons?
good luck for next time!
xx
Reply:We%26#039;re just a highly talented lot!
Reply:hahaha, practise, got it down to a fine art.
Reply:never done it!!
Reply:what,lock the door next time.
Reply:Lol! It%26#039;s because Super woman really exist. Amazing isn%26#039;t it? ehehehe... (- -,)
Reply:What?
Never happened to me, you must be like a wafer
dance steps
He looks up and there are little Johnny and Sarah staring at him like something they%26#039;ve just scraped off their shoes.
He looks at wifey and there she is, sat up in bed. Dressed, not a hair out of place. In fact she looks like she%26#039;s just about to serve the cucumber sandwiches at a vicar%26#039;s tea party.
How do you do that?
Ladies. How do you do that hip thing?
LOL, practice makes perfect ya know + having kids walking in the bedroom when your in full flow is a passion killer %26amp; explanations are not easy to come by therefore mummy being dressed %26amp; looking perfect %26amp; dad crawling around the floor naked %26amp; bewildered just shows WHY we are the superior race LOL
Reply:Some part of multi-tasking we just so happen to have!
Reply:Its a girl thing you wouldn%26#039;t understand .
Reply:i%26#039;ve never heard of a woman being able to do this
Reply:i guess its just because were clever, although maybe next time i would suggest a lock on the bedroom door so at least the kids knock?although im not sure ive ever managed to get dressed like that, maybe your wife should give lessons?
good luck for next time!
xx
Reply:We%26#039;re just a highly talented lot!
Reply:hahaha, practise, got it down to a fine art.
Reply:never done it!!
Reply:what,lock the door next time.
Reply:Lol! It%26#039;s because Super woman really exist. Amazing isn%26#039;t it? ehehehe... (- -,)
Reply:What?
Never happened to me, you must be like a wafer
dance steps
Ladies only?
I am a crossdresser and I need some ideas on what to wear. LIke skirts, hose, shoes, sweaters, makeup. In then what to put on first when dressing?
Ladies only?
Dont listen to stupid people. first shave your legs then start dressing. Go with a nice sweater or blouse and a nice skirt. Oh dont forget the lace bra/pantie set. Finish the outfit off with a knee high boot or a strappy high heel sandle. Have a female friend help you with the makeup though. Good luck
Reply:Genuinely see a hypnotized therapist. Go back to being a guy as you were created!
Reply:of course your under wears!!!!!!!!!! hahaha........
discount makeup
Ladies only?
Dont listen to stupid people. first shave your legs then start dressing. Go with a nice sweater or blouse and a nice skirt. Oh dont forget the lace bra/pantie set. Finish the outfit off with a knee high boot or a strappy high heel sandle. Have a female friend help you with the makeup though. Good luck
Reply:Genuinely see a hypnotized therapist. Go back to being a guy as you were created!
Reply:of course your under wears!!!!!!!!!! hahaha........
discount makeup
Ladies only?
i want to go out dressed as a woman, and i am tall...what kind of shoes would you reccomend?
Ladies only?
i would try to stay away from flats. If you are a tall guy you probable have big feet. flats make your feet look bigger then you would look weird . i wouldn%26#039;t do an open toe if you got man toes. I would try someting like these. The round toe makes your feet look smaller, and you can find some alot cheaper.
Reply:4%26quot; heels
Reply:flats or flip flops duh dumass
Reply:Probably mini-wedges, peep toe mini wedges, flip flops, flats, peep toe flats, even sneakers- for athletic occasions. Flip flops would work the best if you have cute feet- if not, get a pedicure! Hope I helped!
♥Casey♥
Reply:Something flat a comfortable. If you aren%26#039;t used to heels you%26#039;ll be sorry by the end of the night, that or you%26#039;ll be taking them off!
Reply:I would advise you to wear flip flops only because you are already tall. If you don%26#039;t want people knowing that you are a guy, i wouldn%26#039;t want to wear any heals!
Reply:My best advise would be a shoe with 2%26quot; heals or less. Flats would probabley be best, or some really cute sandals.
Reply:Pointy toed flats.
You can probably get some at nine west.
Reply:tRanny im guessing.. well ya dat is wierd .. but i guess who am i to judge right.. well try sum really cute flats.. with u being tall nd all nd it realy depends on ur outfit to0 kayerz... so0 info0 for ur minfo0.....lol...
Reply:pointy toed ballet flats or kitten heels :)
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Ladies only?
i would try to stay away from flats. If you are a tall guy you probable have big feet. flats make your feet look bigger then you would look weird . i wouldn%26#039;t do an open toe if you got man toes. I would try someting like these. The round toe makes your feet look smaller, and you can find some alot cheaper.
Reply:4%26quot; heels
Reply:flats or flip flops duh dumass
Reply:Probably mini-wedges, peep toe mini wedges, flip flops, flats, peep toe flats, even sneakers- for athletic occasions. Flip flops would work the best if you have cute feet- if not, get a pedicure! Hope I helped!
♥Casey♥
Reply:Something flat a comfortable. If you aren%26#039;t used to heels you%26#039;ll be sorry by the end of the night, that or you%26#039;ll be taking them off!
Reply:I would advise you to wear flip flops only because you are already tall. If you don%26#039;t want people knowing that you are a guy, i wouldn%26#039;t want to wear any heals!
Reply:My best advise would be a shoe with 2%26quot; heals or less. Flats would probabley be best, or some really cute sandals.
Reply:Pointy toed flats.
You can probably get some at nine west.
Reply:tRanny im guessing.. well ya dat is wierd .. but i guess who am i to judge right.. well try sum really cute flats.. with u being tall nd all nd it realy depends on ur outfit to0 kayerz... so0 info0 for ur minfo0.....lol...
Reply:pointy toed ballet flats or kitten heels :)
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Why media people are using GIRLS pictures for their advertisement in all the products.?
If you see any movie or television, or magazine advertisement, they are using only womanfolks for the advertisemnt purpose including gents products(-Example shaving cream/shoes/dresses/motorcycles/etc.-)Is it because of that ladies like the products or buying the products or to attract the ladies. Is it not very cheap behaviour of the medias. Why should our ladies are permiting to happen like this . Please answer my question.
Why media people are using GIRLS pictures for their advertisement in all the products.?
First, there are certainly a lot of male models too.
Two trains of thought:
1. Who has the upper hand in household purchases - ladies first, then the children (could be the other way round in some items) and the gentleman comes in at the very end; so it is only ideal that the advertisement agencies target the female audience. A baby soap - they show less of the baby and more of the Mom since she is te decision maker (not the baby or the Dad).
2. Regarding the appearance of the female models in shaving creams etc, why does the Man shave, polish shoes etc - to make amark and more so with the female onlookers. Hence it is again only ideal that the Male buying populace are shown %26quot;why%26quot; they should buy a particular product. Of course too much will also backfire like the new AXE advt. This is true in the case of ladies%26#039; products too; for example perfumes, they should men who are enchanted by its fragrance.
To summarize, the advertisement is not targeted at who uses it - it is always targeted at those who are the decisive factors.
Reply:some girls are really pretty.
Reply:sir, because sex sells. And secondaly the ladies who appear in those ads do it for money.. They are not forced to do it.Why should u call it the cheap behaviour of the media, where is media involved into this. Media only telecasts (TV ) or publishes ( Mags and Newspaper s) by their custotomers i.e. advertisors and advertising agencies.
re your querry that why should our ladies are permitting this to happen, i will repeat once again that they are doing this ads because they want to do it. Are they doing anything illegal.
Reply:I dont think its bad to the the point where a person a person should be offended. I guest it depends on the individual. Certain advertisement needs certain appeal from the those who is expected to buy into it. It wont seem right to see a guy smiling on a Tampon commercial. So advertisers draw us off what they think would be appealing to us as consumers. And you know what they say.%26quot; SEX SELLS%26quot;.
Reply:Media people only buy the space and place the ad. Art directors and copywriters make the ads.
Guys like girls.
Girls like to look and see what cute girls are doing so they can model themselves to look cute.
It%26#039;s what people want to see and that is why ad people put them in there.
Human nature to answer your question.
I don%26#039;t think I know any %26#039;ladies%26#039; so I dont think I can accurately answer the question.
Reply:well the advertisements are not just commercialls....
being a MBA student,what i know is that the marketers do their homework all the time before making any kind of advertisements....they study the latest trends,what is hot at a particular point of time and what is not.....
based on the feedback they get from the current society they segment the advertisements...
so you can say since at this time SEX SELLS it is seed in all movies,advertisements,pop videos........everywhere.........
Reply:You are either not watching enough TV or just paying attention when they are showing girls, because they show plenty of boys too in order to entice the females.
Reply:IT%26#039;S A BASIC INSTINCT OF THE MANKIND TO ATTRACT TOWRDS THE WOMEN, SO TO MAKE THE ADDVERTIZEMENT EYE-CATCHING AND THE MAN TO LOOK AT THIS, IT IS VERY COMMON IN PRACTICE FOR ALL THE ADD MAKERS, JUST TO MAKE IT MORE EFFECTIVE . . . THAT%26#039;S IT
Reply:I have a two word answer for you - sex sells. Period. End. The only way this changes is if people stop buying products that use this kind of advertising.
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Why media people are using GIRLS pictures for their advertisement in all the products.?
First, there are certainly a lot of male models too.
Two trains of thought:
1. Who has the upper hand in household purchases - ladies first, then the children (could be the other way round in some items) and the gentleman comes in at the very end; so it is only ideal that the advertisement agencies target the female audience. A baby soap - they show less of the baby and more of the Mom since she is te decision maker (not the baby or the Dad).
2. Regarding the appearance of the female models in shaving creams etc, why does the Man shave, polish shoes etc - to make amark and more so with the female onlookers. Hence it is again only ideal that the Male buying populace are shown %26quot;why%26quot; they should buy a particular product. Of course too much will also backfire like the new AXE advt. This is true in the case of ladies%26#039; products too; for example perfumes, they should men who are enchanted by its fragrance.
To summarize, the advertisement is not targeted at who uses it - it is always targeted at those who are the decisive factors.
Reply:some girls are really pretty.
Reply:sir, because sex sells. And secondaly the ladies who appear in those ads do it for money.. They are not forced to do it.Why should u call it the cheap behaviour of the media, where is media involved into this. Media only telecasts (TV ) or publishes ( Mags and Newspaper s) by their custotomers i.e. advertisors and advertising agencies.
re your querry that why should our ladies are permitting this to happen, i will repeat once again that they are doing this ads because they want to do it. Are they doing anything illegal.
Reply:I dont think its bad to the the point where a person a person should be offended. I guest it depends on the individual. Certain advertisement needs certain appeal from the those who is expected to buy into it. It wont seem right to see a guy smiling on a Tampon commercial. So advertisers draw us off what they think would be appealing to us as consumers. And you know what they say.%26quot; SEX SELLS%26quot;.
Reply:Media people only buy the space and place the ad. Art directors and copywriters make the ads.
Guys like girls.
Girls like to look and see what cute girls are doing so they can model themselves to look cute.
It%26#039;s what people want to see and that is why ad people put them in there.
Human nature to answer your question.
I don%26#039;t think I know any %26#039;ladies%26#039; so I dont think I can accurately answer the question.
Reply:well the advertisements are not just commercialls....
being a MBA student,what i know is that the marketers do their homework all the time before making any kind of advertisements....they study the latest trends,what is hot at a particular point of time and what is not.....
based on the feedback they get from the current society they segment the advertisements...
so you can say since at this time SEX SELLS it is seed in all movies,advertisements,pop videos........everywhere.........
Reply:You are either not watching enough TV or just paying attention when they are showing girls, because they show plenty of boys too in order to entice the females.
Reply:IT%26#039;S A BASIC INSTINCT OF THE MANKIND TO ATTRACT TOWRDS THE WOMEN, SO TO MAKE THE ADDVERTIZEMENT EYE-CATCHING AND THE MAN TO LOOK AT THIS, IT IS VERY COMMON IN PRACTICE FOR ALL THE ADD MAKERS, JUST TO MAKE IT MORE EFFECTIVE . . . THAT%26#039;S IT
Reply:I have a two word answer for you - sex sells. Period. End. The only way this changes is if people stop buying products that use this kind of advertising.
peeling skin sunburn
Ladies...when checking out guys, which would attract you more?
Assuming a man has showered and dressed,
what would attract you more...
his voice, his shoes, or his scent?
Ladies...when checking out guys, which would attract you more?
Scent. I love a man who has a lingering wonderful smell.
Reply:Among those, his scent definitely!
Reply:Scent. It%26#039;s the first thing that i would notice. But usually i would look at his face,eyes, and smile.~Curly Que%26lt;3
Reply:His scent and his voice.
Really don%26#039;t care about his shoes.
Reply:voice
Reply:voice...and shoes...and scent, but mostly voice.
Reply:his scent
Reply:looks and personality
Reply:depending on how deep it is but probably his voice
Reply:voice, scent, shoes in that order
Reply:personally.......none of those r on the top of my %26quot;ooo niice!%26quot; list haha.
i would go for a guy with a good laugh and smile. with a kinda happy-go-lucky air to him.
but of course it helps for him to not have a squeaky voice, be wearing bad cologne, or have like.... high heels on. cuz then i would b worried. :]]
Reply:Definitely scent
Reply:As long as he has no bo-probably his voice. Dumb Question
Reply:just watched we are marshall! matthew m.%26#039;s voice.and sounds better in person. so voice!
Reply:scent because it just reflects alot of things about a person, i think.
Reply:Shoes, watch and well groomed..and smelling good.
Reply:his voice and scent
Reply:His voice out of those three, but if i had to pick something that would attract me to him it wouldn%26#039;t be anything you suggested. It would be his height, and just maybe his clothes.
Reply:Most definitely if he smells nice!
peeling skin
what would attract you more...
his voice, his shoes, or his scent?
Ladies...when checking out guys, which would attract you more?
Scent. I love a man who has a lingering wonderful smell.
Reply:Among those, his scent definitely!
Reply:Scent. It%26#039;s the first thing that i would notice. But usually i would look at his face,eyes, and smile.~Curly Que%26lt;3
Reply:His scent and his voice.
Really don%26#039;t care about his shoes.
Reply:voice
Reply:voice...and shoes...and scent, but mostly voice.
Reply:his scent
Reply:looks and personality
Reply:depending on how deep it is but probably his voice
Reply:voice, scent, shoes in that order
Reply:personally.......none of those r on the top of my %26quot;ooo niice!%26quot; list haha.
i would go for a guy with a good laugh and smile. with a kinda happy-go-lucky air to him.
but of course it helps for him to not have a squeaky voice, be wearing bad cologne, or have like.... high heels on. cuz then i would b worried. :]]
Reply:Definitely scent
Reply:As long as he has no bo-probably his voice. Dumb Question
Reply:just watched we are marshall! matthew m.%26#039;s voice.and sounds better in person. so voice!
Reply:scent because it just reflects alot of things about a person, i think.
Reply:Shoes, watch and well groomed..and smelling good.
Reply:his voice and scent
Reply:His voice out of those three, but if i had to pick something that would attract me to him it wouldn%26#039;t be anything you suggested. It would be his height, and just maybe his clothes.
Reply:Most definitely if he smells nice!
peeling skin
Ladies: Which outfits would be sexier to wear with high heels? Miniskirts, minishorts, or minidresses?
Other than pants or jeans, which of the bottoms (legwear outfits) would be sexier for you to wear whenever you have high-heeled shoes on you? Miniskirts (short skirts), minidresses (short dresses), or mini-shorts (short shorts)?
Ladies: Which outfits would be sexier to wear with high heels? Miniskirts, minishorts, or minidresses?
My hubby and I go out to dinner at least once a month and I always wear my 5%26quot; stilettos with a micro mini skirt for him!
He loves it and I don%26#039;t care who sees me because I am doing it for him! He treats me like a princess so I want to do this for him.
I don%26#039;t care for them with shorts but with a short skirt or dress I will wear them all the time.
Reply:Short dresses.
Reply:minishorts
Reply:mini skirt %26amp; shorts
Reply:Minidresses all the way, and only some mini skirts
Reply:mini dress cause mini skirts would look good with dockers and mini shorts would look good with flip flops
Reply:Skirts!
Best is black patent ankle strap 3.5%26quot; heels with a faded denim mini skirt!
Reply:mini skirts i always get comments when i wear them
Reply:mini shorts...and dresses
Reply:i think modesty is the best outfit to wear with high-heels!
Reply:short dresses. all of them dont look right, but since we have to choose. mini dresses
Reply:mini skirt or mini dress are the best
Reply:miniskirts
Reply:a minidress!! hot hot hot!!! lol
Reply:mini dress.
Reply:Short dresses
Reply:minidresses
Reply:dresses or skirts
Reply:Anything mini works!
Reply:No one wears those anymore!
Reply:I have a leather mini dress, that I love to wear with black stockings, a black garterbelt and heels. I wear the stockings really high so they don%26#039;t show, unless I want them too. It is my favorite club outfit, girls hate it, and guys love it!
Reply:Well since we have to wear heels, I guess you are going for some sort of club dress, so I find mini shorts, and fencenet pantyhose with heels make quite a splash in clubs, when you wear them with a off the shoulder top and some bling.
Reply:minidresses!
Reply:minishorts as I have nice firm legs.
Reply:Depends on watter you are talking about casual or club wear. For club wear, I like leather mini skirts, mini dresses can be too prissy, with stockings and heels. For casual I wouldn%26#039;t wear heels, probably denim mini and docks with bare legs.
Reply:Gurl, the miniskirt will go good with heels
Reply:I%26#039;d go for capris. Leave a little mystery.
Reply:Miniskirts, but that%26#039;s just out of your options. If anything, I would say white slacks or a serong.
Reply:um i think that it would be mini skirts bc i like them and mini shorts look really cute with flip flops!!!
Reply:mini shorts.
performing arts network
Ladies: Which outfits would be sexier to wear with high heels? Miniskirts, minishorts, or minidresses?
My hubby and I go out to dinner at least once a month and I always wear my 5%26quot; stilettos with a micro mini skirt for him!
He loves it and I don%26#039;t care who sees me because I am doing it for him! He treats me like a princess so I want to do this for him.
I don%26#039;t care for them with shorts but with a short skirt or dress I will wear them all the time.
Reply:Short dresses.
Reply:minishorts
Reply:mini skirt %26amp; shorts
Reply:Minidresses all the way, and only some mini skirts
Reply:mini dress cause mini skirts would look good with dockers and mini shorts would look good with flip flops
Reply:Skirts!
Best is black patent ankle strap 3.5%26quot; heels with a faded denim mini skirt!
Reply:mini skirts i always get comments when i wear them
Reply:mini shorts...and dresses
Reply:i think modesty is the best outfit to wear with high-heels!
Reply:short dresses. all of them dont look right, but since we have to choose. mini dresses
Reply:mini skirt or mini dress are the best
Reply:miniskirts
Reply:a minidress!! hot hot hot!!! lol
Reply:mini dress.
Reply:Short dresses
Reply:minidresses
Reply:dresses or skirts
Reply:Anything mini works!
Reply:No one wears those anymore!
Reply:I have a leather mini dress, that I love to wear with black stockings, a black garterbelt and heels. I wear the stockings really high so they don%26#039;t show, unless I want them too. It is my favorite club outfit, girls hate it, and guys love it!
Reply:Well since we have to wear heels, I guess you are going for some sort of club dress, so I find mini shorts, and fencenet pantyhose with heels make quite a splash in clubs, when you wear them with a off the shoulder top and some bling.
Reply:minidresses!
Reply:minishorts as I have nice firm legs.
Reply:Depends on watter you are talking about casual or club wear. For club wear, I like leather mini skirts, mini dresses can be too prissy, with stockings and heels. For casual I wouldn%26#039;t wear heels, probably denim mini and docks with bare legs.
Reply:Gurl, the miniskirt will go good with heels
Reply:I%26#039;d go for capris. Leave a little mystery.
Reply:Miniskirts, but that%26#039;s just out of your options. If anything, I would say white slacks or a serong.
Reply:um i think that it would be mini skirts bc i like them and mini shorts look really cute with flip flops!!!
Reply:mini shorts.
performing arts network
Finally...a look into the man's world....here's the rules ladies.?
We always hear %26quot;the rules%26quot;
from the female side.
Now here are the rules from the male side.
These are our rules!
Please note... these are all numbered %26quot;1%26quot;
ON PURPOSE!
1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You%26#039;re a big girl. If it%26#039;s up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don%26#039;t hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
1. Sunday sports. It%26#039;s like the full moon
or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.
1. Shopping is NOT a sport.
And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!
1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every
question.
1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it.
That%26#039;s what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem.
See a doctor.
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.
1. If you won%26#039;t dress like the Victoria%26#039;s Secret girls,
don%26#039;t expect us to act like soap opera guys.
1. If you think you%26#039;re fat, you probably are.
Don%26#039;t ask us.
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways
and one of the ways makes you sad or angry,
we meant the other one.
1. You can either ask us to do something
or tell us how you want it done.
Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
1. Whenever possible,
please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we.
1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit.
We have no idea what mauve is.
1. If it itches, it will be scratched.
We do that.
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say %26quot;nothing,%26quot;
we will act like nothing%26#039;s wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
1. If you ask a question you don%26#039;t want an answer to,
expect an answer you don%26#039;t want to hear.
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear
is fine..Really.
1. Don%26#039;t ask us what we%26#039;re thinking about unless you are
prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation,
Monster trucks, or football.
1. You have enough clothes.
1. You have too many shoes.
1. I am in shape. Round is a shape.
1. Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;
but did you know men really don%26#039;t mind that? It%26#039;s like camping.
Finally...a look into the man%26#039;s world....here%26#039;s the rules ladies.?
You know I was just having a bad day thinking about some of these things in my relationship with my hubby!
I am so glad to have read this :-)
Makes it much easier to take things %26amp; still be happy about life!
Thanks for putting it down..
Reply:I began going thru some of these.......
why bother finishing.......
such ignorance......
Reply:u are definitely a man!! i ve read a book by john gray : mars and venus!! man u know what u r saying!! good for u. i loved what u wrote!! almost a poem!! im gonna make a copy of it, i loved it, the best thing i ve ever read so far!! very poetic
Reply:and I suppose now you%26#039;re going to tell me that 1. Men do not have access to unlimited piles of money which they begrudge giving to their wives.
Reply:Awesome list. However, I guess I%26#039;m not very manly when it comes to the toilet issue. I prefer for both the seat to be down and the lid closed also. I live with cats who enjoy tapping things so they fall.... like a scrunchy dropping from the top of the tank into the bowl. This is an issue of practicality though. Women%26#039;s issue with the toilet seat is that of pure laziness. How lazy and absent-minded does a person have to be to not look where they are sitting before they sit down? That%26#039;s just irresponsible to a disgusting level. Anyone who does this deserves to have the seat wrapped in plastic at least once.
Reply:Arrrggghhh! I am primordial man. I live in the woods. You got a problem with that?
Reply:wow...ummm thank you..
its really nice of you to take the time to write it down
Reply:that is a great list of rules and I%26#039;m female, thanks for clearing things up for us!
Reply:classic, I love that a woman posted this
Reply:Let me take a guess...you%26#039;re single? Hope you like it, because you will probably be for a long time!
Reply:Nice! It happens to be true!
Reply:Shocking how many people this would help if they jsut read it and actually used it....well accept what we can use against you. I have the memory of an elephant but thank god not the butt of one!!!
Reply:THIS IS LIKE SO TRUE.....ITS SO FUNNY!!!
Reply:men, do not disclose the above information when you get down to your knee to pop the question. can you imagine saying %26quot;If you think you%26#039;re fat, you probably are. Don%26#039;t ask me..... now will you marry me?%26quot;
Reply:I found this humous and entertaining and agreed with most of these rules even though I am a woman. Most men are easy to please, most women are not. Sorry girls, but I have seen this to be true, me being guilty as charged also. LOL! But, we keep trying.
Reply:Your right on all accounts EXCEPT the toliet seat!! You use it to SIT too!!
Reply:youre list, is smack on, well done, blue
Reply:Keeping it real !!
Reply:Funny and true.
teeth
from the female side.
Now here are the rules from the male side.
These are our rules!
Please note... these are all numbered %26quot;1%26quot;
ON PURPOSE!
1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You%26#039;re a big girl. If it%26#039;s up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don%26#039;t hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
1. Sunday sports. It%26#039;s like the full moon
or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.
1. Shopping is NOT a sport.
And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!
1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every
question.
1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it.
That%26#039;s what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem.
See a doctor.
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.
1. If you won%26#039;t dress like the Victoria%26#039;s Secret girls,
don%26#039;t expect us to act like soap opera guys.
1. If you think you%26#039;re fat, you probably are.
Don%26#039;t ask us.
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways
and one of the ways makes you sad or angry,
we meant the other one.
1. You can either ask us to do something
or tell us how you want it done.
Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
1. Whenever possible,
please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we.
1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit.
We have no idea what mauve is.
1. If it itches, it will be scratched.
We do that.
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say %26quot;nothing,%26quot;
we will act like nothing%26#039;s wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
1. If you ask a question you don%26#039;t want an answer to,
expect an answer you don%26#039;t want to hear.
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear
is fine..Really.
1. Don%26#039;t ask us what we%26#039;re thinking about unless you are
prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation,
Monster trucks, or football.
1. You have enough clothes.
1. You have too many shoes.
1. I am in shape. Round is a shape.
1. Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;
but did you know men really don%26#039;t mind that? It%26#039;s like camping.
Finally...a look into the man%26#039;s world....here%26#039;s the rules ladies.?
You know I was just having a bad day thinking about some of these things in my relationship with my hubby!
I am so glad to have read this :-)
Makes it much easier to take things %26amp; still be happy about life!
Thanks for putting it down..
Reply:I began going thru some of these.......
why bother finishing.......
such ignorance......
Reply:u are definitely a man!! i ve read a book by john gray : mars and venus!! man u know what u r saying!! good for u. i loved what u wrote!! almost a poem!! im gonna make a copy of it, i loved it, the best thing i ve ever read so far!! very poetic
Reply:and I suppose now you%26#039;re going to tell me that 1. Men do not have access to unlimited piles of money which they begrudge giving to their wives.
Reply:Awesome list. However, I guess I%26#039;m not very manly when it comes to the toilet issue. I prefer for both the seat to be down and the lid closed also. I live with cats who enjoy tapping things so they fall.... like a scrunchy dropping from the top of the tank into the bowl. This is an issue of practicality though. Women%26#039;s issue with the toilet seat is that of pure laziness. How lazy and absent-minded does a person have to be to not look where they are sitting before they sit down? That%26#039;s just irresponsible to a disgusting level. Anyone who does this deserves to have the seat wrapped in plastic at least once.
Reply:Arrrggghhh! I am primordial man. I live in the woods. You got a problem with that?
Reply:wow...ummm thank you..
its really nice of you to take the time to write it down
Reply:that is a great list of rules and I%26#039;m female, thanks for clearing things up for us!
Reply:classic, I love that a woman posted this
Reply:Let me take a guess...you%26#039;re single? Hope you like it, because you will probably be for a long time!
Reply:Nice! It happens to be true!
Reply:Shocking how many people this would help if they jsut read it and actually used it....well accept what we can use against you. I have the memory of an elephant but thank god not the butt of one!!!
Reply:THIS IS LIKE SO TRUE.....ITS SO FUNNY!!!
Reply:men, do not disclose the above information when you get down to your knee to pop the question. can you imagine saying %26quot;If you think you%26#039;re fat, you probably are. Don%26#039;t ask me..... now will you marry me?%26quot;
Reply:I found this humous and entertaining and agreed with most of these rules even though I am a woman. Most men are easy to please, most women are not. Sorry girls, but I have seen this to be true, me being guilty as charged also. LOL! But, we keep trying.
Reply:Your right on all accounts EXCEPT the toliet seat!! You use it to SIT too!!
Reply:youre list, is smack on, well done, blue
Reply:Keeping it real !!
Reply:Funny and true.
teeth
What were the ladies' styles of the 60s?
dress?
nail color? (red, nude, french manicure, etc)
shoe style?
that%26#039;s all! thank you!!
What were the ladies%26#039; styles of the 60s?
Dress
http://www.daydreamersfancydress.co.uk/a...
Nail
anything funky
Shoe
http://www.shoeaholicsanonymous.com/wp-c...
These are some other ideas
http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/set?id=85162...
Reply:dress:mini skirts/dresses,long boots or small stilletos,ski pants,clam diggers,jeans,hair-backcombed into beehive or long n straight
make up-black eyeliner,(lots of it)pale face,very pale pink or glossy lipstick,nails-black,white,pale pinks
hair was often dyed black or blonde
beauty
nail color? (red, nude, french manicure, etc)
shoe style?
that%26#039;s all! thank you!!
What were the ladies%26#039; styles of the 60s?
Dress
http://www.daydreamersfancydress.co.uk/a...
Nail
anything funky
Shoe
http://www.shoeaholicsanonymous.com/wp-c...
These are some other ideas
http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/set?id=85162...
Reply:dress:mini skirts/dresses,long boots or small stilletos,ski pants,clam diggers,jeans,hair-backcombed into beehive or long n straight
make up-black eyeliner,(lots of it)pale face,very pale pink or glossy lipstick,nails-black,white,pale pinks
hair was often dyed black or blonde
beauty
What should I wear today? Or what would you ladies want me to wear if I was accompanying you somewhere?
I have lots of urban (mostly hip hop clothes), hoodies, baggy pants, etc....but I also work in an office so I have tons (50+ dress shirts and slacks), button ups, loose jeans, blazers, etc...
So what should I wear? Name me a colour top, stiped or not, style, pants, shoes...whatever you want, I%26#039;ll wear, lol.
What should I wear today? Or what would you ladies want me to wear if I was accompanying you somewhere?
Be clean and smell nice thats wats really very important and nice well fitting jeans metallic blue and faded on the thighs....a nice semi plain shirt ( very light design, stripes, etc dunno lol) colour prolly light blue and white mix or red white mix or faint yellow white green mix print whatever it shud look sober keep the first 2 buttons open......and good comfortable elegant looking nike or Adidas shoes else some good solid looking shoes with some solid base.
If u have a good sturdy looking sports watch or something like omega but sporty and wear a good smile on that charming face.
Reply:I%26#039;m not a girl,but from my past experiences,chicks dig a casual look...like black slacks,with a NICE black dress shirt half way buttoned..getting a tanned further exposes great fashion sense in my opinion..baggy pants are no-no if you want to make an impression,unless the chick [or dude] just finished their 4 year sentence.
Reply:Anything
But you have to look clean and have good shoes.
Reply:hmmm... so many choices... do you have any dresses? ;p
Reply:lol, you must be bored there ;) hmm, back to the question...wear a (tight) dark dress shirt (black or dark blue), tucked in black pants with nice shoes...hottt lol..and no, no tie lol
Reply:Something loose and casual not too casual though .. nothing beats a nice crisp white linen shirt with the neck left open just enough ... over some well fitting jeans and comfy loafers ! Yum.
knode-devel
So what should I wear? Name me a colour top, stiped or not, style, pants, shoes...whatever you want, I%26#039;ll wear, lol.
What should I wear today? Or what would you ladies want me to wear if I was accompanying you somewhere?
Be clean and smell nice thats wats really very important and nice well fitting jeans metallic blue and faded on the thighs....a nice semi plain shirt ( very light design, stripes, etc dunno lol) colour prolly light blue and white mix or red white mix or faint yellow white green mix print whatever it shud look sober keep the first 2 buttons open......and good comfortable elegant looking nike or Adidas shoes else some good solid looking shoes with some solid base.
If u have a good sturdy looking sports watch or something like omega but sporty and wear a good smile on that charming face.
Reply:I%26#039;m not a girl,but from my past experiences,chicks dig a casual look...like black slacks,with a NICE black dress shirt half way buttoned..getting a tanned further exposes great fashion sense in my opinion..baggy pants are no-no if you want to make an impression,unless the chick [or dude] just finished their 4 year sentence.
Reply:Anything
But you have to look clean and have good shoes.
Reply:hmmm... so many choices... do you have any dresses? ;p
Reply:lol, you must be bored there ;) hmm, back to the question...wear a (tight) dark dress shirt (black or dark blue), tucked in black pants with nice shoes...hottt lol..and no, no tie lol
Reply:Something loose and casual not too casual though .. nothing beats a nice crisp white linen shirt with the neck left open just enough ... over some well fitting jeans and comfy loafers ! Yum.
knode-devel
Need feedback for suit for prom (Ladies?)?
My date is wearing an emerald dreen dress and I%26#039;ve decided to wear a three piece suit (I need to get one anyway), instead of a tux because I want to spend money on something I%26#039;ll wear later.
With that said, the tie I%26#039;m getting is: http://www.belisi.com/p-594-palm-beach-c...
I could also get a matching pocket square and fold it fancy-like
The suit I am getting is: http://www.mensusa.com/products.aspx?id=...
Right now I am undecided about the shoes
Need feedback for suit for prom (Ladies?)?
i think the tie would be cute with the three piece set, and the pocket square is a must. that way you will still looked dressed up and its reusable. be different when it comes to your shoes, i guarantee most kids will have regular shoes so add some punch.
skin spots
With that said, the tie I%26#039;m getting is: http://www.belisi.com/p-594-palm-beach-c...
I could also get a matching pocket square and fold it fancy-like
The suit I am getting is: http://www.mensusa.com/products.aspx?id=...
Right now I am undecided about the shoes
Need feedback for suit for prom (Ladies?)?
i think the tie would be cute with the three piece set, and the pocket square is a must. that way you will still looked dressed up and its reusable. be different when it comes to your shoes, i guarantee most kids will have regular shoes so add some punch.
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Do you think us ladies should listen to what the man calls his laws? all can answer.?
MAN LAWS
We always hear %26quot;the rules%26quot; from the female side.
Now here are the rules from the male side.
These are our rules! Please note... these are all numbered %26quot;1%26quot; on purpose!
1. Men are NOT mind readers.
1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You%26#039;re a big girl. If it%26#039;s up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don%26#039;t hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
1. Sunday sports. It%26#039;s like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!
1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it.
That%26#039;s what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a Problem. See a doctor.
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.
1. If you won%26#039;t dress like the Victoria%26#039;s Secret girls,
don%26#039;t expect us to act like soap opera guys.
1. If you think you%26#039;re fat, you probably are. Don%26#039;t ask us.
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the
ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done.
Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say %26quot;nothing,%26quot; we will act like nothing is wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
1. If you ask a question you don%26#039;t want an answer to,
expect an answer you don%26#039;t want to hear.
1. When we have to go somewhere in a hurry,
absolutely anything you wear is fine. REALLY!
1. You have enough clothes.
1. You have too many shoes.
1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!
1. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight.
But did you know men really don%26#039;t mind that? It%26#039;s like camping.
Pass this to as many men as you can - to give them a laugh.
Pass this to as many women as you can - to give them a bigger laugh!
Do you think us ladies should listen to what the man calls his laws? all can answer.?
Yes Thank you for embracing the male perspective. It all seems so simple huh?
Reply:I plead the 5th
Reply:This is a good one suzie and I for one think it is very funny . This will be passed on to my hubby !
Reply:Love it, very amusing.
Regards,
Bravo.
Reply:Yes women can ignore this.
Reply:i like the anything past 7 days null and void rule :) all good
Reply:Note: Isn%26#039;t it sad that this %26quot;common sense%26quot; is received as a joke ?
Reply:Well put
Reply:Well, it seems that you can read my mind, Suzie. Never %26quot;assume%26quot; anything, it makes an as* out of u and me.
Reply:Gosh this sounds like my husband!
Reply:This was just the chuckle I needed for the day thanks so much.
Reply:mmmmmmm just goes to prove men really are from Mars
and women from Venus!!
Would love to know, if we are so diffucult why do you
bother with us LOL.
Reply:17 months headache -wow.. I would say after one month or sooner to see a dr.. LOL I think that you would be camping for more that a night..
Reply:As one of three sisters, I had to learn a lot of these the hard way. My husband and I had three sons. I learned real fast that tears don%26#039;t always work. The one thing that I was adamant about was that toilet lid thing. They all learned real fast in life to be sure it was closed. Also, my oldest son loves to shop. Of course it is mostly for sporting items! Bless them all.
Reply:Well... i dont think about those...things
jane
Reply:I definitely agree with #1!
Reply:Yes, I%26#039;m a divorced woman of 62 and already knew all that. I think we should all be who we are and not make too many demands on anyone else, that%26#039;s why I prefer to be on my own.
Reply:Ha Ha, thanks!
Reply:AMEN
Reply:Thank you Suzie - this is a hoot! A star for you! CJ
Reply:true, but they won%26#039;t fall in if its down!
Reply:GUFFAW!!! ......to you all!
Reply:The trouble is that a lot of women assume that man is being harsh and mostly inconvenient, whilst not realising that they themselves are just as bad. Those rules you%26#039;ve written are extremely exaggerated, and seem to typify the things women simply like to moan and men for not thinking of the whole time.
Reply:As long as he agrees that he has too many of whatever his hobby is, that golf is not a job, that there%26#039;s no such thing as a dress flannel shirt or a dress T-shirt, that his feet do indeed stink, that no one wants to pull his finger, that his pants did not shrink, and that HMMFFHH is not an answer to any human question, then I%26#039;m OK with your list.
Reply:*roflmao* My husband has three and he calls them SLCM *pronounced slick %26#039;em*
S..Sex, and a lot of it.
L..Laundry, always done.
C...Clean House.
M..Money..Don%26#039;t spend any.
He says as long as I follow the laws of slick %26#039;em, his life will always be one of contentment and joy.
Edit: HA! I can%26#039;t count! Make that four! No wonder I counted three! For the past four years we%26#039;ve had a grandbaby or two sharing our bedroom! We don%26#039;t get much of the S anymore.
Reply:I wouldn%26#039;t call them LAWS, but they are good guidelines. In my opinion if women understood the power of using even half off them (not agree with, just understand) life would be much simpler for both.
I agree with Monterey on the toilet seat thing.
As far as shoes and clothes go, I love the look of a well-dressed, sexy-dressed, and/or cutesy-dressed woman in heels. So I don%26#039;t care how much of either there is. That%26#039;s what spare/guest bedrooms and storage areas are for (well that%26#039;s one of the reasons)...And if you%26#039;re going shopping at Victoria Secret%26#039;s or anyplace like you can definitely count me in!
Reply:Now I definately think that is a testosteronish thing. hahahahahahahahahahahaha
Reply:I dont have any problems with my wife, she has nothing to do. Luckily and most blokes will agree...there is a thing called a house fairy. I drop clothes in a heap...next day they are ironed...same with the kitchen and every other room. I dont shop and yet the fridge always has food in it. I sometimes hear my wife playing in the background whilst I am watching TV....nope women have no problems.
Reply:And the first rule is read and digest this women lol have a star very good
Reply:I love that, very funny :))
A dear friend sent that to me recently ♥♥♥
Reply:I have an answer to the toilet seat problems. Everyone, male and female, when you finish with the toilet, put the lid down, AND the lid. There is a reason there is a lid on a toilet. I recently read that when you flush a toilet make sure you have the lid down first. It will eliminate many germs from being displaced into the room as it is swirling and flushing. Hey works for me. Also this way, EVERYONE is cooperating, and the seat as well as the lid, is down. :) Thanks for posting, Suzie, funny!
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We always hear %26quot;the rules%26quot; from the female side.
Now here are the rules from the male side.
These are our rules! Please note... these are all numbered %26quot;1%26quot; on purpose!
1. Men are NOT mind readers.
1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You%26#039;re a big girl. If it%26#039;s up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don%26#039;t hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
1. Sunday sports. It%26#039;s like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!
1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it.
That%26#039;s what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a Problem. See a doctor.
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.
1. If you won%26#039;t dress like the Victoria%26#039;s Secret girls,
don%26#039;t expect us to act like soap opera guys.
1. If you think you%26#039;re fat, you probably are. Don%26#039;t ask us.
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the
ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done.
Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say %26quot;nothing,%26quot; we will act like nothing is wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
1. If you ask a question you don%26#039;t want an answer to,
expect an answer you don%26#039;t want to hear.
1. When we have to go somewhere in a hurry,
absolutely anything you wear is fine. REALLY!
1. You have enough clothes.
1. You have too many shoes.
1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!
1. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight.
But did you know men really don%26#039;t mind that? It%26#039;s like camping.
Pass this to as many men as you can - to give them a laugh.
Pass this to as many women as you can - to give them a bigger laugh!
Do you think us ladies should listen to what the man calls his laws? all can answer.?
Yes Thank you for embracing the male perspective. It all seems so simple huh?
Reply:I plead the 5th
Reply:This is a good one suzie and I for one think it is very funny . This will be passed on to my hubby !
Reply:Love it, very amusing.
Regards,
Bravo.
Reply:Yes women can ignore this.
Reply:i like the anything past 7 days null and void rule :) all good
Reply:Note: Isn%26#039;t it sad that this %26quot;common sense%26quot; is received as a joke ?
Reply:Well put
Reply:Well, it seems that you can read my mind, Suzie. Never %26quot;assume%26quot; anything, it makes an as* out of u and me.
Reply:Gosh this sounds like my husband!
Reply:This was just the chuckle I needed for the day thanks so much.
Reply:mmmmmmm just goes to prove men really are from Mars
and women from Venus!!
Would love to know, if we are so diffucult why do you
bother with us LOL.
Reply:17 months headache -wow.. I would say after one month or sooner to see a dr.. LOL I think that you would be camping for more that a night..
Reply:As one of three sisters, I had to learn a lot of these the hard way. My husband and I had three sons. I learned real fast that tears don%26#039;t always work. The one thing that I was adamant about was that toilet lid thing. They all learned real fast in life to be sure it was closed. Also, my oldest son loves to shop. Of course it is mostly for sporting items! Bless them all.
Reply:Well... i dont think about those...things
jane
Reply:I definitely agree with #1!
Reply:Yes, I%26#039;m a divorced woman of 62 and already knew all that. I think we should all be who we are and not make too many demands on anyone else, that%26#039;s why I prefer to be on my own.
Reply:Ha Ha, thanks!
Reply:AMEN
Reply:Thank you Suzie - this is a hoot! A star for you! CJ
Reply:true, but they won%26#039;t fall in if its down!
Reply:GUFFAW!!! ......to you all!
Reply:The trouble is that a lot of women assume that man is being harsh and mostly inconvenient, whilst not realising that they themselves are just as bad. Those rules you%26#039;ve written are extremely exaggerated, and seem to typify the things women simply like to moan and men for not thinking of the whole time.
Reply:As long as he agrees that he has too many of whatever his hobby is, that golf is not a job, that there%26#039;s no such thing as a dress flannel shirt or a dress T-shirt, that his feet do indeed stink, that no one wants to pull his finger, that his pants did not shrink, and that HMMFFHH is not an answer to any human question, then I%26#039;m OK with your list.
Reply:*roflmao* My husband has three and he calls them SLCM *pronounced slick %26#039;em*
S..Sex, and a lot of it.
L..Laundry, always done.
C...Clean House.
M..Money..Don%26#039;t spend any.
He says as long as I follow the laws of slick %26#039;em, his life will always be one of contentment and joy.
Edit: HA! I can%26#039;t count! Make that four! No wonder I counted three! For the past four years we%26#039;ve had a grandbaby or two sharing our bedroom! We don%26#039;t get much of the S anymore.
Reply:I wouldn%26#039;t call them LAWS, but they are good guidelines. In my opinion if women understood the power of using even half off them (not agree with, just understand) life would be much simpler for both.
I agree with Monterey on the toilet seat thing.
As far as shoes and clothes go, I love the look of a well-dressed, sexy-dressed, and/or cutesy-dressed woman in heels. So I don%26#039;t care how much of either there is. That%26#039;s what spare/guest bedrooms and storage areas are for (well that%26#039;s one of the reasons)...And if you%26#039;re going shopping at Victoria Secret%26#039;s or anyplace like you can definitely count me in!
Reply:Now I definately think that is a testosteronish thing. hahahahahahahahahahahaha
Reply:I dont have any problems with my wife, she has nothing to do. Luckily and most blokes will agree...there is a thing called a house fairy. I drop clothes in a heap...next day they are ironed...same with the kitchen and every other room. I dont shop and yet the fridge always has food in it. I sometimes hear my wife playing in the background whilst I am watching TV....nope women have no problems.
Reply:And the first rule is read and digest this women lol have a star very good
Reply:I love that, very funny :))
A dear friend sent that to me recently ♥♥♥
Reply:I have an answer to the toilet seat problems. Everyone, male and female, when you finish with the toilet, put the lid down, AND the lid. There is a reason there is a lid on a toilet. I recently read that when you flush a toilet make sure you have the lid down first. It will eliminate many germs from being displaced into the room as it is swirling and flushing. Hey works for me. Also this way, EVERYONE is cooperating, and the seat as well as the lid, is down. :) Thanks for posting, Suzie, funny!
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Elegant, Proper, Classy Ladies/Girls Needed Please...?
I%26#039;m a teen girl and I want to dress more elegant. I%26#039;m doing this for myself and not for anyone else. What kind of jewelry should I wear, what kind of shoes, hair, make-up, skin care, clothes etc. I want the kind of style a wealthy family with %26#039;old%26#039; money would wear. I%26#039;ve also always been interested in what modern royalty would wear. I want class!
Please be specific and have details!
If you can answer, thanks a billion!
Elegant, Proper, Classy Ladies/Girls Needed Please...?
Diamonds reek of money *shrugs*
Shoes: maybe some heeled black ankle boots
Hair: A nice bun type do
Make-up: Natural without looking like makeup, colors like nude and pink
Skin Care: Face masks and cucumbers in the eyes, as well as sleep masks while you sleep.
Clothes: This is tricky...goucho pants kinda scream money and wear them with knee high boots. Creamy colored sweaters and suede jackets are classy. Earthy colors are usually great when you%26#039;re trying to look like old money, those types of people never wear anything too flashy.
I%26#039;m going to touch back with jewelry, studded earrings and/or something hideously gaudy would be my guess.
Necklace: A gold chain with a tiny pendant
Bracelet: Could try a delicate gold chain there as well
Possibly a ladies watch, can get these pretty cheap at walmart, but get something dainty
Hopefully this helps, it took me long enough to type LOL
Reply:buying new clothes is not going to get you class. Class is not something you buy, its a state of mind
Reply:Okay, Lets start off saying that...if you want to classy, that comes with attitude. I am a lady, I never say a cuss word, I never show myself off as being trashy...and believe me that is classier than alot of females!
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Please be specific and have details!
If you can answer, thanks a billion!
Elegant, Proper, Classy Ladies/Girls Needed Please...?
Diamonds reek of money *shrugs*
Shoes: maybe some heeled black ankle boots
Hair: A nice bun type do
Make-up: Natural without looking like makeup, colors like nude and pink
Skin Care: Face masks and cucumbers in the eyes, as well as sleep masks while you sleep.
Clothes: This is tricky...goucho pants kinda scream money and wear them with knee high boots. Creamy colored sweaters and suede jackets are classy. Earthy colors are usually great when you%26#039;re trying to look like old money, those types of people never wear anything too flashy.
I%26#039;m going to touch back with jewelry, studded earrings and/or something hideously gaudy would be my guess.
Necklace: A gold chain with a tiny pendant
Bracelet: Could try a delicate gold chain there as well
Possibly a ladies watch, can get these pretty cheap at walmart, but get something dainty
Hopefully this helps, it took me long enough to type LOL
Reply:buying new clothes is not going to get you class. Class is not something you buy, its a state of mind
Reply:Okay, Lets start off saying that...if you want to classy, that comes with attitude. I am a lady, I never say a cuss word, I never show myself off as being trashy...and believe me that is classier than alot of females!
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I need help with fashion!!!!! Ladies b?
I%26#039;m 23 and I feel as if I don%26#039;t know what wear! Im 5%26#039;4 121lbs 32 %26quot;b%26quot; i wanna dress sexy but classy! I used to be a huge ae,a%26amp;fitch freak, but i feel as if that kind of clothing is a bit childish to me ! please help, with types of popular colors, shoes etc.....
I need help with fashion!!!!! Ladies b?
Try to wear something that doesn%26#039;t make you look old, but also makes you look much more mature than Abercrombie, American Eagle, Hollister, and that kind of clothes. Leave those to the teenagers and wannabes. Try new types of stores, such as my favorite, Tommy Hilfiger, or Ralph Lauren. Those will give you a very classic appeal, but in a very modern, youthful way.
Shirts- Try polos or oxfords in bright colors, that compliment your skin tone, but don%26#039;t take away from the rest of the outfit.
Pants- Dark washed denim jeans or pants are a very good buy. The denim gives the look a casual, comfortable appeal, while the dark color of the pants gives the look sophistication.
Shoes- Try simple, but chic shoes such as ballet flats, maryjanes with heels, or canvas shoes that could compliment any outfit with a since of class.
Handbag/Purse- A very beautiful bag that adds color and interest to the outfit is best. A leather Coach demi bag would look lovely, and would also make you look mature, but fun.
Jacket- A khaki blazer can add mystery and class to anything. Pick out a classic design, but add a touch to it with a chic pin or broche.
Accessories- A nice piece of jewelry can do wonders to the outfit and the entire look. Keep it classy, though.
Reply:H%26amp;M!!!
They have a great mix of young spirited clothing and classier stuff. AND, its very affordable.
Reply:um.......... srry but im only 16
Reply:how could u not like Abercrombie anymore..............god..
.jk
Reply:wear like pencil skirts and knee high boots with button down shirts. or nice dress pants and fitted blazers. also high heels.
ann taylor loft has some nice clothes .
Reply:well um if u have flat stomache then u should wear tide t shirt but if u have fat stomache than u should wear something that would not show your fat stomache cuz stomache can tell that ur fat or not, if u have fat stomache and u wear tide t shirt it will make u look fatter
Reply:Don%26#039;t just shop at those stores. Shop at others so people won%26#039;t think that thats all you wear. You can shop there just shop at different places too. For example alot of other girls might have the same shirt you have cause thats a popular store.These are the stores I shop at...
♥Forever21
♥Rainbow
♥Aeropostale
♥Ross
♥Dots
♥Rave
♥5-7-9
♥deb
♥American Eagle
♥Tj Maxx
♥Old Navy
♥Gap
♥Wet Seal
♥JcPennys
♥Claires Icing
♥Bakers
♥Journeys
♥Payless
♥Agaci
♥Buckle
♥Melrose
♥Urban Outfitters
♥Delias
like you could wear something like this...
http://www1.macys.com/catalog/product/in...
with...
http://www.buckle.com/product/product_de...
and...
http://www.aldoshoes.com/eng/storeSectio...
or...
http://www.payless.com/Catalog/productde...
with some jewelry like...
http://www.forever21.com/product.asp?cat...
and...
http://www.forever21.com/product.asp?cat...
and mabey like curl your hair but if you don%26#039;t like it like that then straighten it. With not too much make up just lightly. Hoped I help well thats what I would wear!♥
Reply:Try wearing a fitted blazer in a neutral color like black or white with a camisole underneath (look for cute feminine details like lace or pleating) with a pair of dark denim skinny jeans and knee high boots (brown or black). This is the perfect stylish outfit for day or night.
Reply:I think it is best to dress up your outfit with platform pumps. If you wear them with anything you will look grown but not too grown. That is why I like them.
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I need help with fashion!!!!! Ladies b?
Try to wear something that doesn%26#039;t make you look old, but also makes you look much more mature than Abercrombie, American Eagle, Hollister, and that kind of clothes. Leave those to the teenagers and wannabes. Try new types of stores, such as my favorite, Tommy Hilfiger, or Ralph Lauren. Those will give you a very classic appeal, but in a very modern, youthful way.
Shirts- Try polos or oxfords in bright colors, that compliment your skin tone, but don%26#039;t take away from the rest of the outfit.
Pants- Dark washed denim jeans or pants are a very good buy. The denim gives the look a casual, comfortable appeal, while the dark color of the pants gives the look sophistication.
Shoes- Try simple, but chic shoes such as ballet flats, maryjanes with heels, or canvas shoes that could compliment any outfit with a since of class.
Handbag/Purse- A very beautiful bag that adds color and interest to the outfit is best. A leather Coach demi bag would look lovely, and would also make you look mature, but fun.
Jacket- A khaki blazer can add mystery and class to anything. Pick out a classic design, but add a touch to it with a chic pin or broche.
Accessories- A nice piece of jewelry can do wonders to the outfit and the entire look. Keep it classy, though.
Reply:H%26amp;M!!!
They have a great mix of young spirited clothing and classier stuff. AND, its very affordable.
Reply:um.......... srry but im only 16
Reply:how could u not like Abercrombie anymore..............god..
.jk
Reply:wear like pencil skirts and knee high boots with button down shirts. or nice dress pants and fitted blazers. also high heels.
ann taylor loft has some nice clothes .
Reply:well um if u have flat stomache then u should wear tide t shirt but if u have fat stomache than u should wear something that would not show your fat stomache cuz stomache can tell that ur fat or not, if u have fat stomache and u wear tide t shirt it will make u look fatter
Reply:Don%26#039;t just shop at those stores. Shop at others so people won%26#039;t think that thats all you wear. You can shop there just shop at different places too. For example alot of other girls might have the same shirt you have cause thats a popular store.These are the stores I shop at...
♥Forever21
♥Rainbow
♥Aeropostale
♥Ross
♥Dots
♥Rave
♥5-7-9
♥deb
♥American Eagle
♥Tj Maxx
♥Old Navy
♥Gap
♥Wet Seal
♥JcPennys
♥Claires Icing
♥Bakers
♥Journeys
♥Payless
♥Agaci
♥Buckle
♥Melrose
♥Urban Outfitters
♥Delias
like you could wear something like this...
http://www1.macys.com/catalog/product/in...
with...
http://www.buckle.com/product/product_de...
and...
http://www.aldoshoes.com/eng/storeSectio...
or...
http://www.payless.com/Catalog/productde...
with some jewelry like...
http://www.forever21.com/product.asp?cat...
and...
http://www.forever21.com/product.asp?cat...
and mabey like curl your hair but if you don%26#039;t like it like that then straighten it. With not too much make up just lightly. Hoped I help well thats what I would wear!♥
Reply:Try wearing a fitted blazer in a neutral color like black or white with a camisole underneath (look for cute feminine details like lace or pleating) with a pair of dark denim skinny jeans and knee high boots (brown or black). This is the perfect stylish outfit for day or night.
Reply:I think it is best to dress up your outfit with platform pumps. If you wear them with anything you will look grown but not too grown. That is why I like them.
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Rules for guys..ladies please read fellows please comment!!?
At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down. Finally, the guys%26#039; side of the story. (I must admit, it%26#039;s pretty good.)
We always hear %26quot;the rules%26quot;
From the female side.
Now here are the rules from the male side.
These are our rules!
Please note... these are all numbered %26quot;1%26quot; ON PURPOSE!
1. Men ARE NOT mind readers.
1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You%26#039;re a big girl. If it%26#039;s up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down. You don%26#039;t hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
1. Sunday sports. It%26#039;s like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!
1. Yes and No are perfectly Acceptable answers to almost every question.
1. Come to us with a problem only If you want help solving it. That%26#039;s what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.
1. If you won%26#039;t dress like the Victoria%26#039;s Secret girls, don%26#039;t Expect us to act like soap opera guys.
1. If you think you%26#039;re fat, you probably are. Don%26#039;t ask us.
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
1. You can either ask us to do something Or tell us how you want it done. Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.
1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
1. If it itches, it will Be scratched. We do that.
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say %26quot;nothing,%26quot; We will act like nothing%26#039;s wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
1. If you ask a question you don%26#039;t want an answer to, Expect an answer you don%26#039;t want to hear.
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear Is fine...Really.
1. Don%26#039;t ask us what we%26#039;re thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or golf.
1. You have enough clothes.
1. You have too many shoes.
1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!
1. Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;
But did you know men really don%26#039;t mind that? It%26#039;s like camping.
Rules for guys..ladies please read fellows please comment!!?
I like that one but not sure I%26#039;ll repeat much of it to my female friends. And ladies, the part about subtle hints... They DON%26#039;T work!
Reply:heres one you missed
1. if i can%26#039;t hear you, you didn%26#039;t say it.
Reply:The truth will set you free!!!!!!!!
Reply:most of it are true..i must admit and i%26#039;m a girl...
read it before though...
question is...how could you post a question this long when it%26#039;s only a thousand characters?
Reply:You forgot a few but it was good, like football.
Reply:sounds like a typical guy, lol
Reply:Hey, I sleep on the floor because I cant stand the bed. So hey, its an upgrade to sleep on the couch...depending on how you look at it.
Reply:i guess that is true but i dont like this one
1. you have to many shoes hahaha
Reply:omg!!i think like a guy!!!
i especially liked #1,its soooooo deliciously ironical:))
Reply:jaaaaaaaaaaaaaa i laughed so hard
Reply:whoa that was long
Reply:a males pov....i like that
Reply:Hey I can understand why the rules are all #1, you chicks if ya can get #1 done then we%26#039;ll get a long gooooood! LOL These are all good uns!
http://www.total-knowledge.com/~willyblu...
kmdi
We always hear %26quot;the rules%26quot;
From the female side.
Now here are the rules from the male side.
These are our rules!
Please note... these are all numbered %26quot;1%26quot; ON PURPOSE!
1. Men ARE NOT mind readers.
1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You%26#039;re a big girl. If it%26#039;s up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down. You don%26#039;t hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
1. Sunday sports. It%26#039;s like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!
1. Yes and No are perfectly Acceptable answers to almost every question.
1. Come to us with a problem only If you want help solving it. That%26#039;s what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.
1. If you won%26#039;t dress like the Victoria%26#039;s Secret girls, don%26#039;t Expect us to act like soap opera guys.
1. If you think you%26#039;re fat, you probably are. Don%26#039;t ask us.
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
1. You can either ask us to do something Or tell us how you want it done. Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.
1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
1. If it itches, it will Be scratched. We do that.
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say %26quot;nothing,%26quot; We will act like nothing%26#039;s wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
1. If you ask a question you don%26#039;t want an answer to, Expect an answer you don%26#039;t want to hear.
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear Is fine...Really.
1. Don%26#039;t ask us what we%26#039;re thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or golf.
1. You have enough clothes.
1. You have too many shoes.
1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!
1. Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;
But did you know men really don%26#039;t mind that? It%26#039;s like camping.
Rules for guys..ladies please read fellows please comment!!?
I like that one but not sure I%26#039;ll repeat much of it to my female friends. And ladies, the part about subtle hints... They DON%26#039;T work!
Reply:heres one you missed
1. if i can%26#039;t hear you, you didn%26#039;t say it.
Reply:The truth will set you free!!!!!!!!
Reply:most of it are true..i must admit and i%26#039;m a girl...
read it before though...
question is...how could you post a question this long when it%26#039;s only a thousand characters?
Reply:You forgot a few but it was good, like football.
Reply:sounds like a typical guy, lol
Reply:Hey, I sleep on the floor because I cant stand the bed. So hey, its an upgrade to sleep on the couch...depending on how you look at it.
Reply:i guess that is true but i dont like this one
1. you have to many shoes hahaha
Reply:omg!!i think like a guy!!!
i especially liked #1,its soooooo deliciously ironical:))
Reply:jaaaaaaaaaaaaaa i laughed so hard
Reply:whoa that was long
Reply:a males pov....i like that
Reply:Hey I can understand why the rules are all #1, you chicks if ya can get #1 done then we%26#039;ll get a long gooooood! LOL These are all good uns!
http://www.total-knowledge.com/~willyblu...
kmdi
Question for ladies who wear heels....?
Ok, this may be a funny question but a question all the same.
I have noticed that many women wear heels just in bare feet (no dress socks). I myself have tried this but my experience is it makes my feet smell horrible! Normally I don%26#039;t have a foot odor problem unelss I am wearing shoes without socks. Am I alone in this? Any suggestions so I can wear heels without socks and feel more fresh? I have tried spray but I still end up feeling sticky. :(
Question for ladies who wear heels....?
When I wear heels, i have the same experience! It%26#039;s really annoying, but it looks better with no socks - for me, putting baby powder on your shoes and on your feet works, and if you are sitting down in a theatre or at a dinner table, where nobody can see your feet, slip your feet out for a while, and then when you put them back on, the odor goes and it%26#039;s not sticky for a while afterwards.
Reply:There is foot powder for just this very problem. Boots chemist has it. Give it a try.
Reply:put deoderant on ur feet :)
Reply:my feet smell the same whether i wear heels with no sock or heels with stockings. its just that bare feet looks less dressy or professional than with stockings. maybe you can put some baby powder or baking soda in your shoes to absorb the odor and moisture from when your feet sweat.
Reply:what about the men out there who wear heels??? lol
Reply:Hm..I%26#039;ve never had that issue wearing heels at all. I doubt it%26#039;s the heels themselves though so much as your foot. I think they sell powder that stops that, maybe cream.
Reply:Put baby powder on the heels? just to balance out the nasty smell with a not-so-nasty smell.... and its not sticky o_o...
Reply:never has a problem, i wear heels everyday
Reply:i wear heels so, so often and i never get a bad foot odour except for when i wear ankle boots, or canvas flats.
I think possibly it is the material. If the material is cheaper, or it sweats, then it will give you a bad foot odour.
Mostly I swear my favourite snakeskin heels that are $200 and they are my absolute favourite and are so so comfy and my feet smell fine after wearing them, but after wearing keds or canvas flats my feet are rank and smelly.
I think it definitely depends on the material!
Maybe try wearing stockings or tights with heels for a while, or think about the material of your shoes?
What brand are the heels? I think the material definitely makes a difference, i hope that helped.
acne care
I have noticed that many women wear heels just in bare feet (no dress socks). I myself have tried this but my experience is it makes my feet smell horrible! Normally I don%26#039;t have a foot odor problem unelss I am wearing shoes without socks. Am I alone in this? Any suggestions so I can wear heels without socks and feel more fresh? I have tried spray but I still end up feeling sticky. :(
Question for ladies who wear heels....?
When I wear heels, i have the same experience! It%26#039;s really annoying, but it looks better with no socks - for me, putting baby powder on your shoes and on your feet works, and if you are sitting down in a theatre or at a dinner table, where nobody can see your feet, slip your feet out for a while, and then when you put them back on, the odor goes and it%26#039;s not sticky for a while afterwards.
Reply:There is foot powder for just this very problem. Boots chemist has it. Give it a try.
Reply:put deoderant on ur feet :)
Reply:my feet smell the same whether i wear heels with no sock or heels with stockings. its just that bare feet looks less dressy or professional than with stockings. maybe you can put some baby powder or baking soda in your shoes to absorb the odor and moisture from when your feet sweat.
Reply:what about the men out there who wear heels??? lol
Reply:Hm..I%26#039;ve never had that issue wearing heels at all. I doubt it%26#039;s the heels themselves though so much as your foot. I think they sell powder that stops that, maybe cream.
Reply:Put baby powder on the heels? just to balance out the nasty smell with a not-so-nasty smell.... and its not sticky o_o...
Reply:never has a problem, i wear heels everyday
Reply:i wear heels so, so often and i never get a bad foot odour except for when i wear ankle boots, or canvas flats.
I think possibly it is the material. If the material is cheaper, or it sweats, then it will give you a bad foot odour.
Mostly I swear my favourite snakeskin heels that are $200 and they are my absolute favourite and are so so comfy and my feet smell fine after wearing them, but after wearing keds or canvas flats my feet are rank and smelly.
I think it definitely depends on the material!
Maybe try wearing stockings or tights with heels for a while, or think about the material of your shoes?
What brand are the heels? I think the material definitely makes a difference, i hope that helped.
acne care
Ladies and guys, help with fashion decision?!?
http://www2.victoriassecret.com/commerce...
IN LEOPARD
http://www2.victoriassecret.com/commerce...
IN LEOPARD
WITH THIS DRESS IN BLACK
http://www2.victoriassecret.com/commerce...
WHICH SHOES?
OPINIONS AND SUGGESTIONS ARE WELCOME, BUT NO RUDE COMMENTS !
thanks
Ladies and guys, help with fashion decision?!?
the heels will look way better. :) if you%26#039;re going for cute, wear the flats. if you%26#039;re going for hot, wear the heels.
Reply:i think either pair of shoes would work.
depends on the look you%26#039;re going for, you know?
if it%26#039;s more casual, then the flats.
or more dressy, then the heels.
both are cute, none the less.
Reply:i personally like the flats....... they look cuter
Reply:personally, i would go with the heels cause flats with a dress, you look so sporty(i am not trying to offend anybody here).in the heels with that dress, you would look so hot
=]
Reply:Tall or not, heels. No question.
Reply:the dress is too short and casual to wear with heels it would make you look sl utty no offense
i say it would look BEST with like casual flip flops but if you want to choose between then i would say the flats(:
Reply:Black dress with the shoes matched downthere.
and good wine, a candle and full moon.
Reply:the yellow dress with the second links shoes the first pic!!!
Reply:If you%26#039;re very tall, go with the flats, otherwise the heels.
Reply:You can%26#039;t wear flats with such a simple dress..Sicne youe dress is simple and black, you can go crazy with the shoes, so i would defintiely go with the pumps in leopard, or some crazy colour, the red velvet are crazyyyyyyyyy hot!
Hotel Silvota
IN LEOPARD
http://www2.victoriassecret.com/commerce...
IN LEOPARD
WITH THIS DRESS IN BLACK
http://www2.victoriassecret.com/commerce...
WHICH SHOES?
OPINIONS AND SUGGESTIONS ARE WELCOME, BUT NO RUDE COMMENTS !
thanks
Ladies and guys, help with fashion decision?!?
the heels will look way better. :) if you%26#039;re going for cute, wear the flats. if you%26#039;re going for hot, wear the heels.
Reply:i think either pair of shoes would work.
depends on the look you%26#039;re going for, you know?
if it%26#039;s more casual, then the flats.
or more dressy, then the heels.
both are cute, none the less.
Reply:i personally like the flats....... they look cuter
Reply:personally, i would go with the heels cause flats with a dress, you look so sporty(i am not trying to offend anybody here).in the heels with that dress, you would look so hot
=]
Reply:Tall or not, heels. No question.
Reply:the dress is too short and casual to wear with heels it would make you look sl utty no offense
i say it would look BEST with like casual flip flops but if you want to choose between then i would say the flats(:
Reply:Black dress with the shoes matched downthere.
and good wine, a candle and full moon.
Reply:the yellow dress with the second links shoes the first pic!!!
Reply:If you%26#039;re very tall, go with the flats, otherwise the heels.
Reply:You can%26#039;t wear flats with such a simple dress..Sicne youe dress is simple and black, you can go crazy with the shoes, so i would defintiely go with the pumps in leopard, or some crazy colour, the red velvet are crazyyyyyyyyy hot!
Hotel Silvota
Ladies: What do you think about this outfit?
Dress shirt:
http://www.ralphlauren.com/product/index...
Tie: (worn under sweater)
http://www.ralphlauren.com/product/index...
Sweater:
http://www.ralphlauren.com/product/index...
Pants:
http://www.ralphlauren.com/product/index...
Shoes:
http://www.ralphlauren.com/product/index...
Ladies: What do you think about this outfit?
WOW, a man with substance! You have really good style!
Okay, now that I%26#039;ve got that out of my system, I can give you a bit of advice about your outfit. I think that you should choose solid pants to bring out the sweater. With the tie, the striped sweater AND pin-stripe pants - it%26#039;s too much going on. So yeah, go with a solid pant, blue would probably be a good color, or maybe even khaki.
Also, unlike what other people are saying, I think the sweater is rather nice. If you wear it like the guy in the picture, you%26#039;ll still look young.
Quick question though, do you wear glasses?
/EDIT/
Okay. I think glasses would definetly complete this look, but if your looks are good enough, you could pull it off without them :) But you never know, maybe those D%26amp;G glasses would like some wear time too? heehee.
Reply:i agree with fi ♠. plus the sweater is just too much stripes. and never put horizontal stripes over vertical... it just doesn%26#039;t look good. unless you%26#039;re not trying to look good. and judging by the prices, i%26#039;d say you%26#039;re trying to look good. but anyway... maybe try different pants if you go with that tie because again the stripes is just too much.
Reply:those shoes wont go i%26#039;m afraid, and i dont like the sweater at all, unless you are 84 years old, the shirt tie %26amp; trousers look great, a self coloured navy jumper/sweater would look very good with the rest, and shoes? go with black, always looks very smart, brown comes and goes, brown %26amp; navy dont go together, on a man
Reply:I%26#039;m not really attracted to the sweater, but the rest looks pretty good.
Reply:a little gay sorry any guy who spends over 1000 dollars on an outfit that is worth mayb 200 has issues
Reply:yeah! yes! your a guy! lol
I LOVE IT! AWESOME. AT LEAST ONE GUY CARES ABOUT THE WAY YOU LOOK.
Everything is perfect, BUT i think the sweater is a tad too oldish? perhaps?
please pick me as best asnwer? please.
Reply:its okay i hate the sweater and the shoes are ugly [not worth $595] who are you trying to impress that stuff is so expensive?
=]
Reply:very nice and well put togethe=)
Reply:try a plain tie or a diff sweater!
but omgg i like it! i like guys who%26#039;r well-dresseD!
=D
Reply:that is HOTT babe maybe try some diff pants! anyway good luck with that!
%26lt;3
kaley
Reply:everythings good...except for the sweater
Reply:cute! i dont like the pink shorts on the model though. lol
it sreally cute and i wouldnt change a thing!
Reply:The first light blue top and tie doesn%26#039;t match, and I%26#039;m not crazy over the whole outfit with the sweater and pink pants don%26#039;t really appeal to me. I would pick some lighter, neutral colors. The first shirt looks fine to me, but I don%26#039;t like the oufit or the striped dark blue pants. The shoes look okay, too. I would wear the light blue shirt with some tan pants or black pants. The tie would look better with a white shirt or some color related to the stripes.
Reply:nice. but do you really think that tie is worth 115$ haha
Reply:Very very nice. (I love Ralph Lauren)
Reply:R u gay! Guys don%26#039;t need to worry about their appearance. Dude, only girls do that!
flower
http://www.ralphlauren.com/product/index...
Tie: (worn under sweater)
http://www.ralphlauren.com/product/index...
Sweater:
http://www.ralphlauren.com/product/index...
Pants:
http://www.ralphlauren.com/product/index...
Shoes:
http://www.ralphlauren.com/product/index...
Ladies: What do you think about this outfit?
WOW, a man with substance! You have really good style!
Okay, now that I%26#039;ve got that out of my system, I can give you a bit of advice about your outfit. I think that you should choose solid pants to bring out the sweater. With the tie, the striped sweater AND pin-stripe pants - it%26#039;s too much going on. So yeah, go with a solid pant, blue would probably be a good color, or maybe even khaki.
Also, unlike what other people are saying, I think the sweater is rather nice. If you wear it like the guy in the picture, you%26#039;ll still look young.
Quick question though, do you wear glasses?
/EDIT/
Okay. I think glasses would definetly complete this look, but if your looks are good enough, you could pull it off without them :) But you never know, maybe those D%26amp;G glasses would like some wear time too? heehee.
Reply:i agree with fi ♠. plus the sweater is just too much stripes. and never put horizontal stripes over vertical... it just doesn%26#039;t look good. unless you%26#039;re not trying to look good. and judging by the prices, i%26#039;d say you%26#039;re trying to look good. but anyway... maybe try different pants if you go with that tie because again the stripes is just too much.
Reply:those shoes wont go i%26#039;m afraid, and i dont like the sweater at all, unless you are 84 years old, the shirt tie %26amp; trousers look great, a self coloured navy jumper/sweater would look very good with the rest, and shoes? go with black, always looks very smart, brown comes and goes, brown %26amp; navy dont go together, on a man
Reply:I%26#039;m not really attracted to the sweater, but the rest looks pretty good.
Reply:a little gay sorry any guy who spends over 1000 dollars on an outfit that is worth mayb 200 has issues
Reply:yeah! yes! your a guy! lol
I LOVE IT! AWESOME. AT LEAST ONE GUY CARES ABOUT THE WAY YOU LOOK.
Everything is perfect, BUT i think the sweater is a tad too oldish? perhaps?
please pick me as best asnwer? please.
Reply:its okay i hate the sweater and the shoes are ugly [not worth $595] who are you trying to impress that stuff is so expensive?
=]
Reply:very nice and well put togethe=)
Reply:try a plain tie or a diff sweater!
but omgg i like it! i like guys who%26#039;r well-dresseD!
=D
Reply:that is HOTT babe maybe try some diff pants! anyway good luck with that!
%26lt;3
kaley
Reply:everythings good...except for the sweater
Reply:cute! i dont like the pink shorts on the model though. lol
it sreally cute and i wouldnt change a thing!
Reply:The first light blue top and tie doesn%26#039;t match, and I%26#039;m not crazy over the whole outfit with the sweater and pink pants don%26#039;t really appeal to me. I would pick some lighter, neutral colors. The first shirt looks fine to me, but I don%26#039;t like the oufit or the striped dark blue pants. The shoes look okay, too. I would wear the light blue shirt with some tan pants or black pants. The tie would look better with a white shirt or some color related to the stripes.
Reply:nice. but do you really think that tie is worth 115$ haha
Reply:Very very nice. (I love Ralph Lauren)
Reply:R u gay! Guys don%26#039;t need to worry about their appearance. Dude, only girls do that!
flower
Sure signs you got a job. Need answer ASAP?
OK. I know I got it. I just want to make sure. I interviewed at Safeway, the lady made me wait about a half an hour than called me in. She was interviewing some trashy looking guy. No offense to him. She asked the questions and everything. My friend who works there, and my mom, said if they mention money or how many hours you work it%26#039;s guaranteed you got. I was dressed nice, buttoned shirt, dress shoes, jeans, looked nice. She made alot of eye contact and so did I. I answered the questions honestly, but positive. I couldnt take the drug test that day because I wasnt 18. So I went in yesterday and the manager said come back Friday for the test. My friend said if you get the drug test it%26#039;s also a sure sign you get it. I know I got it, just from these. I%26#039;m happy and excited! Thanks.
Sure signs you got a job. Need answer ASAP?
Sure signs you got a job. Need answer ASAP? -
they call you and schedule paperwork and orientation.
until then NOTHING IS CERTAIN.
Good Luck I Hope You Get the Job
Reply:If they administer a drug test, then yes you more or less got the job unless you do drugs and failed the test.
Just so you know, just because a person mentions money or hours does not mean you got the job. They have to inform anyone applying for the job so that they can know what they%26#039;ll get paid and how many hours they will work. They don%26#039;t tell you because they are hiring you, they%26#039;re telling everyone the same thing so that they know if they can make a living off of working there!
Reply:Wait for the offer and start date but it definately looks good for you. Congratulations!!! Although maybe the trashy looking guy is a relative of the hiring authority... no offense.
Reply:Way to go! Good on you!!
Reply:You got it ;)
brest cancer
Sure signs you got a job. Need answer ASAP?
Sure signs you got a job. Need answer ASAP? -
they call you and schedule paperwork and orientation.
until then NOTHING IS CERTAIN.
Good Luck I Hope You Get the Job
Reply:If they administer a drug test, then yes you more or less got the job unless you do drugs and failed the test.
Just so you know, just because a person mentions money or hours does not mean you got the job. They have to inform anyone applying for the job so that they can know what they%26#039;ll get paid and how many hours they will work. They don%26#039;t tell you because they are hiring you, they%26#039;re telling everyone the same thing so that they know if they can make a living off of working there!
Reply:Wait for the offer and start date but it definately looks good for you. Congratulations!!! Although maybe the trashy looking guy is a relative of the hiring authority... no offense.
Reply:Way to go! Good on you!!
Reply:You got it ;)
brest cancer
A question for the ladies only please?
if you have sexy shoes on and toe rings etc,do you find it rude if a guy tells you you have nice feet or toes? I see alot of sexy shoes gals wear but dont know if it is okay to tell Women this..like you look very nice in that dress or is that being to forward...
A question for the ladies only please?
Nooooooooooooooooo! Women thrive on compliments! It%26#039;s what keeps us going and gives us confidence our husbands and lovers don%26#039;t give.
Reply:Yep - just remember:
Women are attention-whores Report It
Reply:No, Woman Likes to get compliment They like whent a guy tell them some compliment !!
Reply:I%26#039;ts not rude i%26#039;ts kind of nice
Reply:No tell them most ladies love compliments from basically anyone who actually means it So say what u feel brotha!
Reply:Tell them as long as you%26#039;re not saying that you want to lick their toes or anything!!!!!!!
Reply:No, girls like to hear those kind of things. Saying, %26quot;I like your shoes, they make you look sexy%26quot; is always a compliment.
Reply:It%26#039;s fine, but don%26#039;t have a hard on or anything! I knew this guy once that had a foot fetish and he told me what pretty feet I had and he had a hard on. Totally grossed me out!!
Reply:it depends if he said it in a sarcazum way then he hates it if he said it in a regulre way then he likes it
Reply:Of course I love when a guy notices the little things I do. It makes me feel more sexy. as long as he is not a perv about it then its cool
Reply:thats probably why they wear it
Reply:A woman always likes to be complimented. If you compliment her on her shoes, thats even better, because it shows your not just staring at those obvious places. You are actually looking at her and taking it all in. If she has toe rings on, let her know you like them. Women wear them to be noticed, not just because they are uncomfortable.
Reply:It would be ok to tell a women that because we like to hear if you think that we look nice.
Reply:Hahaha well it might be nice, but then again you could sound creepy and scare them away. I had something simliar happen to me, I got away as quickly as possible. I would recommend saying that to someone you know. No complete strangers, and youll be safe.
Reply:only if they say %26quot;i like your toe rings. they%26#039;re cute%26quot; or something like that.
Reply:will got luck on the vote here has you can see they all say it go to give commit some will find it sad that you don%26#039;t an as far as to giving to stranger ya it can be odd to them on the way you ask even though you were just giving them a complement some ladies miss judge nice men
Reply:no us girls love getting compliments i think that if you think a girl looks nice you should tell them it wouldn%26#039;t be rude.
Reply:It%26#039;s not rude; it%26#039;s flattering.
Reply:lol r u crazy! they%26#039;ll think that u r sooo werid! atleast i would =P so i would say no
Reply:no its cool
Reply:thats not rude...what women doesn%26#039;t enjoy a compliment
Reply:Most people like a sincere NON SEXUAL compliment. Don%26#039;t gush or overdo it.
Reply:sure tell them......seems like u have a foot fetish lol
Reply:why do you think we do stuff like that? As long as you don%26#039;t say it in a creepy, sexual preditor type of way, you should be good on giving out a compliment.
Reply:It is a welcome compliment.
Reply:No its not rude at all. Who doesn%26#039;t like getting compliments ?
Reply:I personally don%26#039;t find it a problem but it can be mistaken as creepy so becareful not to stare.
Reply:It is definately a compliment to tell a woman or young girl that she has nice feet or toes. Women love compliments like that to death, because of the attention they are getting. I know because I get compliements like that too. one tip though don%26#039;t make out like it is a sexual thing because some women don%26#039;t go for that. They find it offensive.
Reply:well there are two ways a girl would take it:
1-you just want to have sex
or
2-you think that she looks nice
nobody ever knows except for the person saying it. you can say it to a female yes, but some will take it as a compliment and say that you or some will take it as being to forward and just want sex. there%26#039;s really no right answer to that type of question.
Reply:its perfectly fine!!
Reply:If you tell ladies about their toes and shoes I would think your wried, but if you tell them that they look nice, pretty, etc. with what ever she is wearing that find ladies would like to hear that from a guy. Tell them face to face we don%26#039;t like it when you are in your car and horn or Whistle.
Reply:No it is not rude. And I believe that if a woman is %26quot;dressing%26quot; her feet up she is trying to make them look attractive.
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A question for the ladies only please?
Nooooooooooooooooo! Women thrive on compliments! It%26#039;s what keeps us going and gives us confidence our husbands and lovers don%26#039;t give.
Reply:Yep - just remember:
Women are attention-whores Report It
Reply:No, Woman Likes to get compliment They like whent a guy tell them some compliment !!
Reply:I%26#039;ts not rude i%26#039;ts kind of nice
Reply:No tell them most ladies love compliments from basically anyone who actually means it So say what u feel brotha!
Reply:Tell them as long as you%26#039;re not saying that you want to lick their toes or anything!!!!!!!
Reply:No, girls like to hear those kind of things. Saying, %26quot;I like your shoes, they make you look sexy%26quot; is always a compliment.
Reply:It%26#039;s fine, but don%26#039;t have a hard on or anything! I knew this guy once that had a foot fetish and he told me what pretty feet I had and he had a hard on. Totally grossed me out!!
Reply:it depends if he said it in a sarcazum way then he hates it if he said it in a regulre way then he likes it
Reply:Of course I love when a guy notices the little things I do. It makes me feel more sexy. as long as he is not a perv about it then its cool
Reply:thats probably why they wear it
Reply:A woman always likes to be complimented. If you compliment her on her shoes, thats even better, because it shows your not just staring at those obvious places. You are actually looking at her and taking it all in. If she has toe rings on, let her know you like them. Women wear them to be noticed, not just because they are uncomfortable.
Reply:It would be ok to tell a women that because we like to hear if you think that we look nice.
Reply:Hahaha well it might be nice, but then again you could sound creepy and scare them away. I had something simliar happen to me, I got away as quickly as possible. I would recommend saying that to someone you know. No complete strangers, and youll be safe.
Reply:only if they say %26quot;i like your toe rings. they%26#039;re cute%26quot; or something like that.
Reply:will got luck on the vote here has you can see they all say it go to give commit some will find it sad that you don%26#039;t an as far as to giving to stranger ya it can be odd to them on the way you ask even though you were just giving them a complement some ladies miss judge nice men
Reply:no us girls love getting compliments i think that if you think a girl looks nice you should tell them it wouldn%26#039;t be rude.
Reply:It%26#039;s not rude; it%26#039;s flattering.
Reply:lol r u crazy! they%26#039;ll think that u r sooo werid! atleast i would =P so i would say no
Reply:no its cool
Reply:thats not rude...what women doesn%26#039;t enjoy a compliment
Reply:Most people like a sincere NON SEXUAL compliment. Don%26#039;t gush or overdo it.
Reply:sure tell them......seems like u have a foot fetish lol
Reply:why do you think we do stuff like that? As long as you don%26#039;t say it in a creepy, sexual preditor type of way, you should be good on giving out a compliment.
Reply:It is a welcome compliment.
Reply:No its not rude at all. Who doesn%26#039;t like getting compliments ?
Reply:I personally don%26#039;t find it a problem but it can be mistaken as creepy so becareful not to stare.
Reply:It is definately a compliment to tell a woman or young girl that she has nice feet or toes. Women love compliments like that to death, because of the attention they are getting. I know because I get compliements like that too. one tip though don%26#039;t make out like it is a sexual thing because some women don%26#039;t go for that. They find it offensive.
Reply:well there are two ways a girl would take it:
1-you just want to have sex
or
2-you think that she looks nice
nobody ever knows except for the person saying it. you can say it to a female yes, but some will take it as a compliment and say that you or some will take it as being to forward and just want sex. there%26#039;s really no right answer to that type of question.
Reply:its perfectly fine!!
Reply:If you tell ladies about their toes and shoes I would think your wried, but if you tell them that they look nice, pretty, etc. with what ever she is wearing that find ladies would like to hear that from a guy. Tell them face to face we don%26#039;t like it when you are in your car and horn or Whistle.
Reply:No it is not rude. And I believe that if a woman is %26quot;dressing%26quot; her feet up she is trying to make them look attractive.
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I Want to Catch Women's Attention....?
This question is for women 21 and older. My birthday is this Saturday, I turn 25. My best-friend/ex-girlfriend will be there, and there%26#039;ll be my best friend Lance, and another lady friend of mine. We%26#039;re going to a deli-bistro/bar that has a deck outside where you can eat, drink, and smoke, and relax and sit down. Then after that they%26#039;re taking me to a strip club that is nice, but does NOT require dress shoes, a tie, or dress coat. What should I wear if I want to catch women%26#039;s attention that night? It%26#039;s going to be about 75-90 degrees. Thanks!
I Want to Catch Women%26#039;s Attention....?
I%26#039;m 18, but I%26#039;m not one for following other peoples requests *rolls eyes*
I would say just some jeans, a nice button up, and some casual shoes. I mean there isn%26#039;t much you can do....where as a girl...well there are so many options :P
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I Want to Catch Women%26#039;s Attention....?
I%26#039;m 18, but I%26#039;m not one for following other peoples requests *rolls eyes*
I would say just some jeans, a nice button up, and some casual shoes. I mean there isn%26#039;t much you can do....where as a girl...well there are so many options :P
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Ch 1: Rich Teen Poor Attitude
The sunlight illuminated through a partial opening of the velvet drapes, which faintly lit the dark bedroom. The stillness was shattered by the loud buzz of an alarm clock quickly silenced by the pound of a fist. A bed creaked, as a slim formed rose from the mound of blankets. This form, this young man, with dark caramel hair, and brown eyes was Damien Risquette. Better known as the infamous 14 year old heir to the Risquette Stock Marketing and Real Estate empire. Sluggishly Damien walked to the drapes, shivering as his bare feet touched the wood floors. Spreading open the drapes, the sunlight lit the entirety of the big bedroom. Which was clean and spotless thanks to Selena Rogue, the housemaid. Looking out the window, he took in the view of Central Park, just across the street. Yawning, he then went to the bathroom to washed up then headed to the doors opposite his bathroom which led to his walk-in closet. Automatic lights lit the closet, as Damien walked inside. Grumbling, and muttering profanity, Damien stepped over two Armani leather coats that he had threw on the floor the night before so carelessly. In the back of the closet was a drawer he opened which kept his school uniforms. He attends The Wimble Preparatory Academy. Loosening his tie, he finished the navy blue and white school uniform. Exiting the closet, and then the room he was but not even partially ready for events about to unfold. For he was to preoccupied with his angered outlook on the little things that most pay no attention to. In other words, it was another day in the life of Damien Christco Risquette. Descending to the 1st floor Damien plotted a way to convince his parents he was “sick“ and that going to school would be a bad decision. Every weekday morning, either his mother Kate, or father Joseph had to quite literally force him to school or suffer consequences to which they as parents never carried out. Today neither were home as the house was empty, much to the glee of Damien. Selena must have taken the day off Damien thought to himself as he checked the foyer, the kitchen and the family room just to be sure he was alone. With the house occupied only by himself, he basked in the event there would be no arguments or protests between his parents and himself. With his mind made up that he was not going to school, he plopped down on one of the over stuffed leather chairs in the living room, preparing to waste the day away. Flipping through the channels, Damien drifted in and out of sleep. Refusing to climb back up the 3 floors to his room, he dozed off on the chair. “Child, you better wake up.” Damien sprang awake catching his balance before he fell out of the chair. He turned behind him and saw Selena, standing in the foyer, shaking her head in utter disappointment. “You better get up and get to school”, she said sternly, Trying to create a believable lie Damien stuttered, “I-I already went to school but felt sick and got released early. Surely the school must have called to tell I would be home early.” “Yeah, the school did call, but the call was about you not even going this morning” Selena said, almost proud of herself for catching Damien in his twist of lies.
Putting down her purse on the table by the front door, she walked past Damien into the kitchen where the phone was. “Today is March 17 2009,” the machines female voice stated. “You have 1 message. ‘Hello this is Patricia from the Academy, Damien once again is absent from school. This is the 12th time he’s been absent in a row. Please note that the next time this happens, the school will have to bring it up to the attention of the Board of Education of New York.’” The answering machine beeped, then turned off. Selena turned back around to face Damien who had the look of a caught fugitive. “Hmm” was she said. Simple as can be. Walking into the kitchen, to put away the dishes Selena said to Damien “your mother called on my way here. She’s returning from her business meeting in Chicago. If you go to school now, I won’t tell her you tried to pull a fast one.” Unlike his parents whom were lenient, Selena who was much like a third parent, never backed down when she made up her mind. Damien didn’t get to make the decisions when she was around. His parents were perfectly fine with it to. They were glad to have someone teaching Damien some discipline. Damien still sitting in the chair whispered under his breath. Selena turned around to face him, holding a plate in her hand and asked “did you have something to say? I hear you whispering, if you‘re going to talk speak up.” Realizing he needed to shut his mouth before that dish in Selena’s hand ended up flying in his direction, Damien quickly replied “I was just talking to myself.” “Yeah, that’s what you better have been doing” Selena warned, turning back around to the dishwasher. Damien got off the chair, walked to the closet behind him, and grabbed his backpack, and a pair of dress shoes, mandatory by the Academy to wear. “You better grab a coat. It was freezing when I was outside” Selena warned, finishing up with the dishes. “The weather looks fine, I can see outside the window” Damien smugly replied back, rolling his eyes. “You roll your eyes at me again, I’ll pick them out” Selena threatened, startling Damien who thought she had her back faced to him. “If you don’t want a coat, fine. But don’t come whining home, complaining to your parents when you get a cold” she fired back, throwing the cleaning wipe in the trash bin under the sink. “I’ll be glad if I get sick” Damien coyly replied. Selena shook her head, as she left the kitchen, to go upstairs to do laundry. Stopping in the kitchen doorway, she turned to Damien, sighed then said “you have such a hard head you know. Just for once, I wish you would just listen when someone say something to you.” Wanting to get the conversation over with, Damien grabbed a coat from the closet, almost ripping it as he yanked it off the hanger. Not getting a reply from Damien, Selena walked to the closet, to pick up two other coats that fell off their hangers, when Damien pulled his down. Sitting on the couch to put on his shoes, and stuff his jacket into his backpack, which was filled with crumbled papers and such, he said “I bet you will feel guilty one day if I run away because of how you treat me. It‘s like I‘m in military school” Selena who was headed to the staircase stopped and turned to Damien. Smiling she replied “boy, I’ll be joyous if you ran off, that’ll mean less clean up for me to do ‘round here. Also, I’m not harsh with you, I’m just trying to teach you some discipline so you grow up to be a behaved, well-mannered young man. But I can‘t make you become that person. There ain’t nobody can help or save you but yourself, I want you to remember that.” Damien pondered that thought as he stood up and walked to the front door. Selena added, “I’ll call your driver, he’ll be outside in 15 minutes or so. Now go to school and have a good day.” Opening the door, he replied “there is no good day if it’s a school day for me.” “Keep your mouth shut, you will have a good day” Selena replied. Damien pondered that thought also. Filing it away in his short-term memory he said “I’ll try that, bye.” Selena replied bye back then went upstairs to finish her work. Damien stood in the foyer still thinking about ditching school. But he knew he had to go. Someway, somehow Selena would find out. “I have eyes for the eye in the back of my head” he remembers her saying when he was a little kid, when he would try and sneak out of timeout. Reluctantly he opened the front door and slowly stepped outside. Whether Damien was ready or not, he was going to face much more than a day of school. He is going to face the real world. Where money cannot buy acceptance, and acceptance is gained from the amount of respect and dignity you hold for yourself and others.
Two characteristics that are quite risqué for the Risquette’s.
Ch 2: Hit and Pay
Stepping out of the family’s four story home in the Upper East Side of Manhattan, Damien shivered as he realized how stupid he was and should have just taken Selena‘s word. He opened his backpack and grabbed his coat to put on. Taking a seat on one of the step outside the house, he leaned against his backpack. Looking at his clock, it read eleven o’clock. School finished at 3PM. Damien was glad that he would miss a lot of school, but sullen because he would be there for some time of school. Loudly, just for attention he swore “damn it.” A twenty-something looking woman, jogging past the Risquette’s residence stopped and stared at Damien. Shaking her head, she said within his earshot “I swear these kid’s these days, no self respect whatever. They probably think they can buy it with their daddy‘s credit card.” Loudly, Damien said “Bitc-” She stopped again, and turned around to Damien. Ready to return his remark, she regained composure, deciding to be the mature one and turned back around to continue jogging. Damien smiled cunningly. Though he would have enjoyed a verbal argument between him and the woman. A few minutes later, the limo pulled up along the curb. Hopping off the step, and grabbing his backpack Damien opened the gates and walked to the limo. He looked in the direction the lady had walked in to find her nowhere in sight. Bitter, because he realized school was eminent, Damien threw his backpack and then coat into the car. Then getting in himself, he leaned back in the seat, not feeling like putting on his seatbelt. Nicolas Gomitz, the family’s driver since Damien was born, turned around in the driver’s seat to Damien and said cheerfully “Good morning Mr. Risquette. I hear you tried to pull a fast one today. Trying to ditch school. I remember when I-” Sourly Damien groaned. His signal that he didn’t feel like hearing Nick. Nick got the message loud and clear. “Well, are you going to go or not” Damien snarled. “Wimblen Academy it is then” Nick sighed, hitting the gas pedal. The limo pulled away from the curb, in destination to Brooklyn where the Academy is. Even though he lived in Manhattan all his life, Damien still found himself staring up at the towering skyscrapers that laid throughout the city. He stared out the window as the limo drove through the city. With traffic moving semi-smoothly, the limo made swift pace toward the Manhattan Bridge. Which would lead directly to the Academy located on Fulton street. Impatient at the slow of traffic as the limo pulled into Little Italy, Nick took a swift right turn at the next light. A man, chatting away on his cell bolted across the street as the limo turned. Seeing the man, Nick slammed on the brakes throwing Damien who still wasn’t wearing a seatbelt onto the floor. The man snapped his cell shut and kicked front bumper of the limo. Nick immediately. Damien to stepped out, hearing the commotion as he got back up. “What the hell is going on here” Damien yelled. The man who almost got hit and Nick, ignored Damien and continued their screaming match. The man threatened to sue, to which got Nick swearing up a storm. By now a small crowd of people had gathered around. Damien sighed and got back in the limo, slamming the door shut. Thirty minutes later, and the dashboard clock in the limo reading 1PM the dispute was finalized with the Mr. Stewarts, the Risquette family attorney, rushing down to the incident, and going through a bunch of legal stuff of how the man was at fault for jaywalking, and was not even injured. Shaken up a little, but not injured. The man after thinking awhile agreed. Nick apologized and that was that. However, Mr. Stewart handed the man $100. Some people watching the incident, gave looks of disapproval. Especially when the man greedily took the money and walked off, pulling his cell phone out. The Risquette’s, were notorious for trying to buy their way out trouble. Money shuts people up. The family knew that, and took full advantage of it. The limo pulled up a gravel road, leading to the Academy, which lurked ominously ahead. The limo pulled in front of the school and Damien sighed, slowly opening the door. Damien really had no reasonable reason for not wanting to go to school. He wasn’t bullied, nor had anyone to fear. He was the one who was feared. A sophomore, he threatened students of any class rank. The upper grades, the junior’s and senior’s stayed clear of his way. The Risquette’s were not the people you want as an enemy. With a reputation as manipulative, Damien used his family’s power to push his backwards of the alphabet report card to a more appealing report card comprised of A’s and B’s. Grumbling again, he opened the car door and stepped out. Grabbing his backpack and blackberry, Damien leaned back out of the car. About to shut the door, he stopped when Nick said “wait, I might be little-” Damien slammed the door shut, cutting off what Nick. To the limo as it pulled from the curb he said “you better have been going to say you may be a little early.” Entering the school, Damien found the halls empty. Above the doors was a clock which read 2PM. Thinking it complete stupidity that he still had to go to school, with just one class left. He opened the school doors, about to walk out, and stopped hearing footsteps behind him. It was Mr. Grant, the Vice Principle. Sarcastically Mr. Grant said “where do you think your going? Leaving so soon after making an appearance.” Damien stared at Mr. Grant. Trying hard to project all the hate he felt into his icy stare. “Yup, that’s what I’m doing” Damien said, now looking at the lockers. “I’d appreciate you showing some respect” Mr. Grant said, irritated. “Sure, please, thank you” replied Damien. Trying hard to piss of Mr. Grant. Mr. Grant ignored Damien‘s childish remark and told him to either go to class, or receive a detention for “disrespect“. Now wanting to another “respect your self” speech from his dad, Damien chose class. With 30 minutes left, he proceeded to his 7th period class. English with Ms. Jacar. Damien had one been one of Ms. Jacar’s top students. That was five years ago when Damien was a ‘rich kid‘. Now, he’s a ‘rich, disrespectful, and spoiled teen.’Much difference one can see, Previous teachers used to say how smart he is, and how when he puts his whole heart and mind into his schoolwork he is magnificent. Comments now from his teachers border around his not attending school and disrespectful behavior. Those issues are brought to his always late parents who inform the teachers that it is “simple adolescent behavior.” Damien didn’t start his workmanship to not attend school until he entered High School. His grades suffered, and his parents remained clueless. Damien had all the symptoms to become ‘a set for life.’ So long as the money remained, and the Risquette’s kept their oversized egos. Walking into class, Damien grimaced at the familiar atmosphere of working brains, and addiction to learn.
Some of the students looked up from the book they were reading. Clearly they were surprised Damien was at school. Almost as surprised as Damien was with himself for going through with the whole thing.
Ms. Jacar, completely immersed in her romance novel Damien until he went to her desk and asked slightingly “What do you want me to do.”
Looking up from her book prepared to reprimand a student who wasn’t paying attention, she was surprised to find it was Damien. “Hello Damien, you can just go and sit down. School‘s almost out anyway” she said eyeing the clock.
Without replying back, Damien walked quickly to his desk. Which was in the back of the room next to the window.
Putting his head against the window, he watched car’s pull into the parking lot. Not seeing the limo Damien snarled and put his head down on the cold desk.
He could feel the stares from his classmates.
Raising his head slowly, he heard the sound of pencils against paper restart. He stared at the clock. Tick…tock….tick…..tock.
End of Ch. 2 Copyrighted 2008
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Way too descriptive. Overly done. Leave some things to your readers%26#039; imaginations. Too much information. An editor would cut out about half of it. Please do yourself a favor and read Stephen King%26#039;s On Writing. This kind of overly descriptive writing loaded down with adjectives and adverbs until it cannot bear its own weight is discussed in detail in there. It is the mark of an amateur writer.
Did you ever read Misery? You should. You would notice that King goes out of his way to describe Annie. We know what she looks like, how she smells, her little habits, etc. We even know what her portion of the house looks like in just enough detail. However we know next to nothing about our protagonist, Paul. Even the layout of the room is largely left to our imaginations.
Why? Because he knows he has to burn that image of Annie into our brains. He wants her to scare the living hell out of us. And she does. However, Paul our hero, is left to our imagination. Is he King%26#039;s doppleganger? We don%26#039;t know because he doesn%26#039;t tell us. He carefully and correctly limits the amount of information he gives us. We are as scared and confused in this room as Paul is. It is new to us, too.
That is the mark of good writing. Knowing when to add the details and when to withhold them. And knowing what color hair and eyes your protagonist has isn%26#039;t characterization. You haven%26#039;t fleshed this person out at all. They are a two dimensional, flat paper doll. For example - I learn more about Lolita in the first paragraph of Nabakov%26#039;s book than I do in all this stuff you have written -- and Lolita isn%26#039;t even IN the first paragraph. THAT is how to create a character.
This becomes a huge information dump. One long case of Telling Not Showing. Sentence after sentence you just dump information on us. A good author SHOWS not TELLS. You need to read a couple good books on writing to learn how. This just reads like a laundry list. No feeling or emotion in it. Sorry. Pax-C
Reply:%26quot;That is the mark of good writing. Knowing when to add the details and when to withhold them.%26quot;
Hate to quote another person%26#039;s answer but Pers. really knows what she%26#039;s talking about. The key is to be concise, and only describe where it is necessary for effect. Such a skill is very much acquired as you write, as well as read about how to write fiction properly. Buy NOW %26quot;Self-Editing For Fiction Writers%26quot; and it will save you a hell of a lot of wasted time, read that book before you redraft this thing ENTIRELY. Sorry to be harsh but it reads amateur, hey so does mine at the moment too, it%26#039;s a struggle, not meant to be easy, but anything worth having is worth working HARD for.
Good luck, and many wouldn%26#039;t even try, so give yourself a pat on the back then keep going.
Reply:It likes me. You have a talent. I read it all, for me it is cool!
Reply:I have read chapter 1, but chapter 2 is amazing as well. U R getting really far with it and it really gets me interested into the story. I love it so much! Seriously email it to me!! LOL :)
-Freckles
Shoes Agents
Ch 1: Rich Teen Poor Attitude
The sunlight illuminated through a partial opening of the velvet drapes, which faintly lit the dark bedroom. The stillness was shattered by the loud buzz of an alarm clock quickly silenced by the pound of a fist. A bed creaked, as a slim formed rose from the mound of blankets. This form, this young man, with dark caramel hair, and brown eyes was Damien Risquette. Better known as the infamous 14 year old heir to the Risquette Stock Marketing and Real Estate empire. Sluggishly Damien walked to the drapes, shivering as his bare feet touched the wood floors. Spreading open the drapes, the sunlight lit the entirety of the big bedroom. Which was clean and spotless thanks to Selena Rogue, the housemaid. Looking out the window, he took in the view of Central Park, just across the street. Yawning, he then went to the bathroom to washed up then headed to the doors opposite his bathroom which led to his walk-in closet. Automatic lights lit the closet, as Damien walked inside. Grumbling, and muttering profanity, Damien stepped over two Armani leather coats that he had threw on the floor the night before so carelessly. In the back of the closet was a drawer he opened which kept his school uniforms. He attends The Wimble Preparatory Academy. Loosening his tie, he finished the navy blue and white school uniform. Exiting the closet, and then the room he was but not even partially ready for events about to unfold. For he was to preoccupied with his angered outlook on the little things that most pay no attention to. In other words, it was another day in the life of Damien Christco Risquette. Descending to the 1st floor Damien plotted a way to convince his parents he was “sick“ and that going to school would be a bad decision. Every weekday morning, either his mother Kate, or father Joseph had to quite literally force him to school or suffer consequences to which they as parents never carried out. Today neither were home as the house was empty, much to the glee of Damien. Selena must have taken the day off Damien thought to himself as he checked the foyer, the kitchen and the family room just to be sure he was alone. With the house occupied only by himself, he basked in the event there would be no arguments or protests between his parents and himself. With his mind made up that he was not going to school, he plopped down on one of the over stuffed leather chairs in the living room, preparing to waste the day away. Flipping through the channels, Damien drifted in and out of sleep. Refusing to climb back up the 3 floors to his room, he dozed off on the chair. “Child, you better wake up.” Damien sprang awake catching his balance before he fell out of the chair. He turned behind him and saw Selena, standing in the foyer, shaking her head in utter disappointment. “You better get up and get to school”, she said sternly, Trying to create a believable lie Damien stuttered, “I-I already went to school but felt sick and got released early. Surely the school must have called to tell I would be home early.” “Yeah, the school did call, but the call was about you not even going this morning” Selena said, almost proud of herself for catching Damien in his twist of lies.
Putting down her purse on the table by the front door, she walked past Damien into the kitchen where the phone was. “Today is March 17 2009,” the machines female voice stated. “You have 1 message. ‘Hello this is Patricia from the Academy, Damien once again is absent from school. This is the 12th time he’s been absent in a row. Please note that the next time this happens, the school will have to bring it up to the attention of the Board of Education of New York.’” The answering machine beeped, then turned off. Selena turned back around to face Damien who had the look of a caught fugitive. “Hmm” was she said. Simple as can be. Walking into the kitchen, to put away the dishes Selena said to Damien “your mother called on my way here. She’s returning from her business meeting in Chicago. If you go to school now, I won’t tell her you tried to pull a fast one.” Unlike his parents whom were lenient, Selena who was much like a third parent, never backed down when she made up her mind. Damien didn’t get to make the decisions when she was around. His parents were perfectly fine with it to. They were glad to have someone teaching Damien some discipline. Damien still sitting in the chair whispered under his breath. Selena turned around to face him, holding a plate in her hand and asked “did you have something to say? I hear you whispering, if you‘re going to talk speak up.” Realizing he needed to shut his mouth before that dish in Selena’s hand ended up flying in his direction, Damien quickly replied “I was just talking to myself.” “Yeah, that’s what you better have been doing” Selena warned, turning back around to the dishwasher. Damien got off the chair, walked to the closet behind him, and grabbed his backpack, and a pair of dress shoes, mandatory by the Academy to wear. “You better grab a coat. It was freezing when I was outside” Selena warned, finishing up with the dishes. “The weather looks fine, I can see outside the window” Damien smugly replied back, rolling his eyes. “You roll your eyes at me again, I’ll pick them out” Selena threatened, startling Damien who thought she had her back faced to him. “If you don’t want a coat, fine. But don’t come whining home, complaining to your parents when you get a cold” she fired back, throwing the cleaning wipe in the trash bin under the sink. “I’ll be glad if I get sick” Damien coyly replied. Selena shook her head, as she left the kitchen, to go upstairs to do laundry. Stopping in the kitchen doorway, she turned to Damien, sighed then said “you have such a hard head you know. Just for once, I wish you would just listen when someone say something to you.” Wanting to get the conversation over with, Damien grabbed a coat from the closet, almost ripping it as he yanked it off the hanger. Not getting a reply from Damien, Selena walked to the closet, to pick up two other coats that fell off their hangers, when Damien pulled his down. Sitting on the couch to put on his shoes, and stuff his jacket into his backpack, which was filled with crumbled papers and such, he said “I bet you will feel guilty one day if I run away because of how you treat me. It‘s like I‘m in military school” Selena who was headed to the staircase stopped and turned to Damien. Smiling she replied “boy, I’ll be joyous if you ran off, that’ll mean less clean up for me to do ‘round here. Also, I’m not harsh with you, I’m just trying to teach you some discipline so you grow up to be a behaved, well-mannered young man. But I can‘t make you become that person. There ain’t nobody can help or save you but yourself, I want you to remember that.” Damien pondered that thought as he stood up and walked to the front door. Selena added, “I’ll call your driver, he’ll be outside in 15 minutes or so. Now go to school and have a good day.” Opening the door, he replied “there is no good day if it’s a school day for me.” “Keep your mouth shut, you will have a good day” Selena replied. Damien pondered that thought also. Filing it away in his short-term memory he said “I’ll try that, bye.” Selena replied bye back then went upstairs to finish her work. Damien stood in the foyer still thinking about ditching school. But he knew he had to go. Someway, somehow Selena would find out. “I have eyes for the eye in the back of my head” he remembers her saying when he was a little kid, when he would try and sneak out of timeout. Reluctantly he opened the front door and slowly stepped outside. Whether Damien was ready or not, he was going to face much more than a day of school. He is going to face the real world. Where money cannot buy acceptance, and acceptance is gained from the amount of respect and dignity you hold for yourself and others.
Two characteristics that are quite risqué for the Risquette’s.
Ch 2: Hit and Pay
Stepping out of the family’s four story home in the Upper East Side of Manhattan, Damien shivered as he realized how stupid he was and should have just taken Selena‘s word. He opened his backpack and grabbed his coat to put on. Taking a seat on one of the step outside the house, he leaned against his backpack. Looking at his clock, it read eleven o’clock. School finished at 3PM. Damien was glad that he would miss a lot of school, but sullen because he would be there for some time of school. Loudly, just for attention he swore “damn it.” A twenty-something looking woman, jogging past the Risquette’s residence stopped and stared at Damien. Shaking her head, she said within his earshot “I swear these kid’s these days, no self respect whatever. They probably think they can buy it with their daddy‘s credit card.” Loudly, Damien said “Bitc-” She stopped again, and turned around to Damien. Ready to return his remark, she regained composure, deciding to be the mature one and turned back around to continue jogging. Damien smiled cunningly. Though he would have enjoyed a verbal argument between him and the woman. A few minutes later, the limo pulled up along the curb. Hopping off the step, and grabbing his backpack Damien opened the gates and walked to the limo. He looked in the direction the lady had walked in to find her nowhere in sight. Bitter, because he realized school was eminent, Damien threw his backpack and then coat into the car. Then getting in himself, he leaned back in the seat, not feeling like putting on his seatbelt. Nicolas Gomitz, the family’s driver since Damien was born, turned around in the driver’s seat to Damien and said cheerfully “Good morning Mr. Risquette. I hear you tried to pull a fast one today. Trying to ditch school. I remember when I-” Sourly Damien groaned. His signal that he didn’t feel like hearing Nick. Nick got the message loud and clear. “Well, are you going to go or not” Damien snarled. “Wimblen Academy it is then” Nick sighed, hitting the gas pedal. The limo pulled away from the curb, in destination to Brooklyn where the Academy is. Even though he lived in Manhattan all his life, Damien still found himself staring up at the towering skyscrapers that laid throughout the city. He stared out the window as the limo drove through the city. With traffic moving semi-smoothly, the limo made swift pace toward the Manhattan Bridge. Which would lead directly to the Academy located on Fulton street. Impatient at the slow of traffic as the limo pulled into Little Italy, Nick took a swift right turn at the next light. A man, chatting away on his cell bolted across the street as the limo turned. Seeing the man, Nick slammed on the brakes throwing Damien who still wasn’t wearing a seatbelt onto the floor. The man snapped his cell shut and kicked front bumper of the limo. Nick immediately. Damien to stepped out, hearing the commotion as he got back up. “What the hell is going on here” Damien yelled. The man who almost got hit and Nick, ignored Damien and continued their screaming match. The man threatened to sue, to which got Nick swearing up a storm. By now a small crowd of people had gathered around. Damien sighed and got back in the limo, slamming the door shut. Thirty minutes later, and the dashboard clock in the limo reading 1PM the dispute was finalized with the Mr. Stewarts, the Risquette family attorney, rushing down to the incident, and going through a bunch of legal stuff of how the man was at fault for jaywalking, and was not even injured. Shaken up a little, but not injured. The man after thinking awhile agreed. Nick apologized and that was that. However, Mr. Stewart handed the man $100. Some people watching the incident, gave looks of disapproval. Especially when the man greedily took the money and walked off, pulling his cell phone out. The Risquette’s, were notorious for trying to buy their way out trouble. Money shuts people up. The family knew that, and took full advantage of it. The limo pulled up a gravel road, leading to the Academy, which lurked ominously ahead. The limo pulled in front of the school and Damien sighed, slowly opening the door. Damien really had no reasonable reason for not wanting to go to school. He wasn’t bullied, nor had anyone to fear. He was the one who was feared. A sophomore, he threatened students of any class rank. The upper grades, the junior’s and senior’s stayed clear of his way. The Risquette’s were not the people you want as an enemy. With a reputation as manipulative, Damien used his family’s power to push his backwards of the alphabet report card to a more appealing report card comprised of A’s and B’s. Grumbling again, he opened the car door and stepped out. Grabbing his backpack and blackberry, Damien leaned back out of the car. About to shut the door, he stopped when Nick said “wait, I might be little-” Damien slammed the door shut, cutting off what Nick. To the limo as it pulled from the curb he said “you better have been going to say you may be a little early.” Entering the school, Damien found the halls empty. Above the doors was a clock which read 2PM. Thinking it complete stupidity that he still had to go to school, with just one class left. He opened the school doors, about to walk out, and stopped hearing footsteps behind him. It was Mr. Grant, the Vice Principle. Sarcastically Mr. Grant said “where do you think your going? Leaving so soon after making an appearance.” Damien stared at Mr. Grant. Trying hard to project all the hate he felt into his icy stare. “Yup, that’s what I’m doing” Damien said, now looking at the lockers. “I’d appreciate you showing some respect” Mr. Grant said, irritated. “Sure, please, thank you” replied Damien. Trying hard to piss of Mr. Grant. Mr. Grant ignored Damien‘s childish remark and told him to either go to class, or receive a detention for “disrespect“. Now wanting to another “respect your self” speech from his dad, Damien chose class. With 30 minutes left, he proceeded to his 7th period class. English with Ms. Jacar. Damien had one been one of Ms. Jacar’s top students. That was five years ago when Damien was a ‘rich kid‘. Now, he’s a ‘rich, disrespectful, and spoiled teen.’Much difference one can see, Previous teachers used to say how smart he is, and how when he puts his whole heart and mind into his schoolwork he is magnificent. Comments now from his teachers border around his not attending school and disrespectful behavior. Those issues are brought to his always late parents who inform the teachers that it is “simple adolescent behavior.” Damien didn’t start his workmanship to not attend school until he entered High School. His grades suffered, and his parents remained clueless. Damien had all the symptoms to become ‘a set for life.’ So long as the money remained, and the Risquette’s kept their oversized egos. Walking into class, Damien grimaced at the familiar atmosphere of working brains, and addiction to learn.
Some of the students looked up from the book they were reading. Clearly they were surprised Damien was at school. Almost as surprised as Damien was with himself for going through with the whole thing.
Ms. Jacar, completely immersed in her romance novel Damien until he went to her desk and asked slightingly “What do you want me to do.”
Looking up from her book prepared to reprimand a student who wasn’t paying attention, she was surprised to find it was Damien. “Hello Damien, you can just go and sit down. School‘s almost out anyway” she said eyeing the clock.
Without replying back, Damien walked quickly to his desk. Which was in the back of the room next to the window.
Putting his head against the window, he watched car’s pull into the parking lot. Not seeing the limo Damien snarled and put his head down on the cold desk.
He could feel the stares from his classmates.
Raising his head slowly, he heard the sound of pencils against paper restart. He stared at the clock. Tick…tock….tick…..tock.
End of Ch. 2 Copyrighted 2008
Have asked before(reedited) Opinions Please!!?
Way too descriptive. Overly done. Leave some things to your readers%26#039; imaginations. Too much information. An editor would cut out about half of it. Please do yourself a favor and read Stephen King%26#039;s On Writing. This kind of overly descriptive writing loaded down with adjectives and adverbs until it cannot bear its own weight is discussed in detail in there. It is the mark of an amateur writer.
Did you ever read Misery? You should. You would notice that King goes out of his way to describe Annie. We know what she looks like, how she smells, her little habits, etc. We even know what her portion of the house looks like in just enough detail. However we know next to nothing about our protagonist, Paul. Even the layout of the room is largely left to our imaginations.
Why? Because he knows he has to burn that image of Annie into our brains. He wants her to scare the living hell out of us. And she does. However, Paul our hero, is left to our imagination. Is he King%26#039;s doppleganger? We don%26#039;t know because he doesn%26#039;t tell us. He carefully and correctly limits the amount of information he gives us. We are as scared and confused in this room as Paul is. It is new to us, too.
That is the mark of good writing. Knowing when to add the details and when to withhold them. And knowing what color hair and eyes your protagonist has isn%26#039;t characterization. You haven%26#039;t fleshed this person out at all. They are a two dimensional, flat paper doll. For example - I learn more about Lolita in the first paragraph of Nabakov%26#039;s book than I do in all this stuff you have written -- and Lolita isn%26#039;t even IN the first paragraph. THAT is how to create a character.
This becomes a huge information dump. One long case of Telling Not Showing. Sentence after sentence you just dump information on us. A good author SHOWS not TELLS. You need to read a couple good books on writing to learn how. This just reads like a laundry list. No feeling or emotion in it. Sorry. Pax-C
Reply:%26quot;That is the mark of good writing. Knowing when to add the details and when to withhold them.%26quot;
Hate to quote another person%26#039;s answer but Pers. really knows what she%26#039;s talking about. The key is to be concise, and only describe where it is necessary for effect. Such a skill is very much acquired as you write, as well as read about how to write fiction properly. Buy NOW %26quot;Self-Editing For Fiction Writers%26quot; and it will save you a hell of a lot of wasted time, read that book before you redraft this thing ENTIRELY. Sorry to be harsh but it reads amateur, hey so does mine at the moment too, it%26#039;s a struggle, not meant to be easy, but anything worth having is worth working HARD for.
Good luck, and many wouldn%26#039;t even try, so give yourself a pat on the back then keep going.
Reply:It likes me. You have a talent. I read it all, for me it is cool!
Reply:I have read chapter 1, but chapter 2 is amazing as well. U R getting really far with it and it really gets me interested into the story. I love it so much! Seriously email it to me!! LOL :)
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