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%26gt; Men Are Just Happier People


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%26gt; %26gt; What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays


%26gt; put.


%26gt; %26gt; The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves.


%26gt; %26gt; Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never


%26gt; be pregnant.


%26gt; %26gt; You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt


%26gt; %26gt; to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your


%26gt; %26gt; urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom


%26gt; %26gt; because this one is just too icky. You don%26#039;t have to stop and think


%26gt; %26gt; of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles


%26gt; %26gt; add character. Graying hair adds attraction. Wedding dress~$5000. Tux


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%26gt; %26gt; rental~$100. People never stare at your chest when you%26#039;re talking to


%26gt; %26gt; them. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.


%26gt; New shoes don%26#039;t cut, blister, or mangle your feet.


%26gt; %26gt; One mood all the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds


%26gt; %26gt; flat. You know stuff about tanks.


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%26gt; %26gt; A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your


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%26gt; %26gt; own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of


%26gt; %26gt; thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still


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%26gt; %26gt; be your friend. Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three


%26gt; %26gt; pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap


%26gt; %26gt; problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.


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%26gt; %26gt; Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle


%26gt; %26gt; lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and


%26gt; %26gt; neck. You can play with toys all your life. Your belly usually hides


%26gt; your big hips.


%26gt; %26gt; One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons. You can


%26gt; %26gt; wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can %26#039;do%26#039; your nails


%26gt; %26gt; with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a


%26gt; %26gt; mustache. You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December


%26gt; 24 in 25 minutes.


%26gt; %26gt; No wonder men are happier. Send this to the women who can handle it


%26gt; %26gt; and to the men who will enjoy reading it.

Do you like this one? ladies! gentlemen?
Love it. Sometimes men are the smarter sex.
Reply:yes... this is exactly how i feel!!





it made me laugh!! ♥♥
Reply:know to think of it men do have a good life



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